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So there I was, in the hath of going into… Walmart.
As I walked through the door with my 2 cousins a big human dude with a telly tubby build came running right at us. All we could do was stand there mortified by the fact we where going to be hit by a monster truck, but no! A miracle it seemed! Before he could make his way running into us he was hit by a dude with a shopping cart sending him flying to the ground with a crash. You would’ve thought the impact would’ve been the equivalent of the dinosaur extinction. He was rammed by the cart so hard in fact, the cart had dented in the front and the wheel fell off. We sat there as the whole scene played out In front of us looking real concerned, so I said out of the blue “WHAT IN TARNATION!” And everyone was silent… and then everyone suddenly started to laugh, wheezing in fact for a whole 5 minutes about. As it turns out, the dude was running because his friend was chasing him after he had snatched his friends fried chicken bag he had bought from the store, attempting to make a run for it. It was a good thing he was mostly made up of water weight or he could’ve had some broken bones along with that cart.
