I had to kick a guy out of my car wash for...
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Taking a fat wizz on one of our trees.
Like bro, we have a bathroom, didn’t even ask.
Poor tree… he didn’t deserve that violation.
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@CaptainPresto
You own a car wash? Mr White? -
@MrTree say my name
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@CaptainPresto Agagaga I havent seen that episode yet but I need to finish S5
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@CaptainPresto LMAO
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@MrTree One of my favorite shows of all time.
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@CaptainPresto under normal circumstances that wouldnt be as suspicious
I’ll be expecting 10k in the mail to keep this confidential -
@MrTree Keep an eye on your mail then, bud.
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@CaptainPresto
I’ll have the bomb squad on speed dial -
That tree was having the time of his life.
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Not the tree.
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@xᴇɴᴛᴏᴜ_ᴛʜᴇᴅʏɪɴɢꜱᴛᴀʀ what tree dosent like being peed on 🙄
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@Izzy 🤷🏾♂️.
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@xᴇɴᴛᴏᴜ_ᴛʜᴇᴅʏɪɴɢꜱᴛᴀʀ yea see, best day of that trees life. 💪💪
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@CaptainPresto you iz Mr.clean?
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STOP SAYINGS HES MR CLEAN
LOOK CAREFULLY HES CAPTAINPRESTO -
@Izzy
shut. -
LMAO
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send proof
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@CaptainPresto Wow, I feel like he was either a whole new level of lazy, or thought he’d see if he could get away with it XD