GUYS WE'RE PLAYING HUNGER GAMES JOIN ME
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Ditto battles Kaya. Kaya defeats and kills Ditto.
Wolfy finds a tin of Donald Trump’s bronzer in the Cornucopia.
Belial finds a bleach gummy bottle in the Cornucopia.
Kaya finds a paintball in the Cornucopia.
Bheese finds a tank in the Cornucopia.
Lutschertal finds a clean Cole in the Cornucopia.
Mikey finds a pack of condoms in the Cornucopia.
Clay battles Jesse. Clay defeats and kills Jesse.
War runs away from the Cornucopia.
YLL finds a wild Ohio Fried Chicken in the Cornucopia.
Jun runs away from the Cornucopia.
Duncan battles Beelzebub. Duncan defeats and kills Beelzebub.
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MIKE WHA?
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3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Beelzebub: 0 Kills
Jesse: 0 Kills
Ditto: 0 Kills -
Sen (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Jun (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Bheese (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
War (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Belial (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Beelzebub (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jesse (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Mikey (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Lutschertal (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Duncan (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
Clay (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
YLL (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Kaya (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
Wolfy (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Ditto (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
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Kaya receives a used Band-Aid from a sponsor.
Duncan finds a convenient geometrically stable truss and decides to use it as shelter.
Mikey watches WatchMojo for 3 hours.
Wolfy becomes as orange as Donald Trump and dies of chemical poisoning.
Belial lost connection to the server.
Lutschertal discovers a bleach gummy bottle lying on the ground.
YLL finds a convenient House of the Seven Gables and decides to use it as shelter.
Clay finds a convenient horse carcass and decides to use it as shelter.
Bheese murders Sen.
Jun discovers a 50% off coupon to an SAT prep class lying on the ground.
War sends a mass mail.
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3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Sen: 0 Kills
Belial: 0 Kills
Wolfy: 0 Kills -
Sen (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jun (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Bheese (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
War (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
Belial (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Beelzebub (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jesse (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Mikey (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Lutschertal (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Duncan (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
Clay (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
YLL (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Kaya (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
Wolfy (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Ditto (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
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Lutschertal stumbles upon a frisbee.
Mikey cries himself to sleep.
Duncan loses the game.
Clay gets the flu.
Jun attends an SAT class for half the price.
YLL heals Lutschertal.
Bheese discovers a paintball lying on the ground.
War heals himself.
Kaya gets hit by a paintball shot by Jun.
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0 cannon shots can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen: -
Sen (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jun (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Bheese (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
War (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Belial (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Beelzebub (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jesse (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Mikey (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Lutschertal (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Duncan (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
Clay (Alive): 1 Kill; Injured
YLL (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Kaya (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
Wolfy (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Ditto (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
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Lutschertal finds Bishan Agrawal.
Clay stumbles upon a fidget spinner.
Mikey heals Lutschertal.
Duncan stumbles upon a fidget spinner.
Jun stumbles upon a landmine.
Bheese brings one less paintball, so Jun dies of needing paintballs.
YLL discovers a unicorn lying on the ground.
War finds a convenient horse carcass, but decides it is too dangerous.
Kaya gets tetanus from a used Band-Aid and dies.
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2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Jun: 0 Kills
Kaya: 1 Kill -
Sen (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jun (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Bheese (Alive): 2 Kills; Healthy
War (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Belial (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Beelzebub (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jesse (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Mikey (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Lutschertal (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Duncan (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
Clay (Alive): 1 Kill; Injured
YLL (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Kaya (Dead): 1 Kill; Deceased
Wolfy (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Ditto (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
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YLL goes into a food coma from too much Ohio Fried Chicken.
Bheese develops stage 4 brain cancer.
War gets crushed by an unstable truss.
Lutschertal heals Mikey.
Clay spins fidget spinner fatally at Bheese.
Mikey heals Lutschertal.
Duncan spins fidget spinner fatally at Mikey.
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OF COURSE OHIO KILLED YLL
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3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Bheese: 2 Kills
War: 0 Kills
Mikey: 0 Kills -
Sen (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jun (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Bheese (Dead): 2 Kills; Deceased
War (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Belial (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Beelzebub (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jesse (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Mikey (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Lutschertal (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Duncan (Alive): 2 Kills; Healthy
Clay (Alive): 2 Kills; Injured
YLL (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
Kaya (Dead): 1 Kill; Deceased
Wolfy (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Ditto (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
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Lutschertal uses clean Cole as food.
Duncan heals Clay.
Clay strangles YLL.
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1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
YLL: 0 Kills -
Sen (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jun (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Bheese (Dead): 2 Kills; Deceased
War (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Belial (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Beelzebub (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jesse (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Mikey (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Lutschertal (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Duncan (Alive): 2 Kills; Healthy
Clay (Alive): 3 Kills; Healthy
YLL (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Kaya (Dead): 1 Kill; Deceased
Wolfy (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Ditto (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
