honestly

[alienpuppy]

alright im doing it.

whats the thing?

[A Former User]

What have you done?

[Pheo]

@goonerman38 NONONONONONONO SHUSH

YOU CANT SAY THAT OUT LOUD

DELETE IT QUICK

[A Former User]

@goonerman38 DELETE IT!!

[alienpuppy]

alright ill say it louder

WHATS THE THING?

[A Former User]

BEFORE IT SEES

[A Former User]

@goonerman38 NOOOO

[alienpuppy]

WHAT IS IT?

[A Former User]

You have doomed yourself.

[Pheo]

@goonerman38
Mods, you gotta do something about this.

We need to send Seth to the “peoplewhoaskedaboutthething” chamber

[alienpuppy]

at least tell me what it is beforehand

[Pheo]

@goonerman38 I’ll tell you when you’re older… 😔

[alienpuppy]

Pheo nooo dont send m away

[A Former User]

Pheo He’ll understand when he’s ready.

[alienpuppy]

Pheo how long must i wait

[Pheo]

@goonerman38 Ceremonially sends him away to the pit of doom and despair and all the other people who asked about the thing

[A Former User]

Pheo It was for the greater good…

[alienpuppy]

AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh
(slowly fades away)

[Pheo]

@Grub-Bug-Juice He doesn’t know the thing is just my social security number 😼

[A Former User]

Pheo He’ll never know 😼