Alright, let’s do this, here’s my case
You claim my clients are a vicious race
Your Honor, you’ll find they’re not so insidious
But just a group of lovable idiots
Hold it!
Don’t give me your lecture
Your argument here is pure conjecture
The defendants are vile and no doubt insane
They’re small leeches who’ll bring a world of pain
No, that’s wrong!
We fulfill dreams
We bring a smile with the magic of memes
It’s all about love with our wholesome show
Where you can be assaulted by the Teletubby Po
Okay, sometimes we break the law
But that’s an insignificant little flaw
Our mission is to laugh, enjoy and inspire
Just ignore the things that we set on fire
Heh, this is the end, it seems
'Cause your team flimsy schemes are through
Your antics are too extreme
Objection!
Violence separation
Non-negotiation
Is this segregation peace for our nation?
You guys bring peace?
Don’t give me that crock
Sure, you talk the talk
But can you walk the walk?
Our only crimes?
We saved the Earth a bunch of times
From Eldritch incantations
Greedy expectations
Hate, love and rejection
Ooh, objection!
Don’t get cocky, you haven’t won yet
I haven’t even broken a sweat
You’ll be banned just as planned
Witnesses, to the stand
You make us look so stupid and dense
None of what we do makes any sense
So what? It’s about having tons of fun
Your neutral special can be a gun
Bro, your vids aren’t even funny
I bet you’re doing this all for the money
Shut up! No one asked for your opinion
L plus ratio, plus you look like a minion
I’m sorry, but I got a confession
All your arcs always give me depression
It’s okay, we may woe
But we develop love and grow
Ugh, can you guys please stop persisting?
It’s hard enough already existing
Alright, you’ve heard their plea
They’re innocent, so if you please
Let them all go free
Objection!
Time to stop this persistent sinning
I’ve been winning from the very beginning
It’s no use with your whinging and cringing
'Cause the use of Mario is copyright infringing
No! Please, I don’t wanna be exiled
I was just a naïve, stupid little child
Oh sir, you deserve this mockery
Can’t be original or high quality
Here, we sentence you for robbery
Of our intellectual property
Objection!
Halt with your elation
And your litigations
Parody citation refutes these actions
Fair use states a
Parody of a style
Can hold water within a courtroom trial
Our Mario’s all silly and dull
IP Robbery is therefore null
Stupid imitations
Fun exaggerations
Proving their protection
Ooh, objection!
What ya gonna do?
I’m not your hero
I’m just a dumbass
With an IQ of zero!
There’s no escape, you dumb ape!
Wait, no
You can’t possibly agree
These three don’t even have a degree
Whoops, sorry! Time’s up, ya clown
It’s time for the judge to hand a verdict down
I gotta thank you all, now I clearly see
I, Judge Kirby, hereby decree
That I find the defendants to be not guilty