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“Oh no…that happens to me once a month!”  <img src="https://mpp.community/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/twemoji2/1f623.png?v=bf999e75cfb" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-twemoji2 emoji--persevere" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":persevere:" alt="😣" /><br />
“…I was gonna say something about krampus in my pants, but Bitsy’s was better…” <img src="https://mpp.community/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/twemoji2/1f626.png?v=bf999e75cfb" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-twemoji2 emoji--frowning" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":frowning:" alt="😦" /> <img src="https://mpp.community/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/twemoji2/1f61e.png?v=bf999e75cfb" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-twemoji2 emoji--disappointed" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":disappointed:" alt="😞" /></p>
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