The Big Bad: One thousand years ago
When I was handsome
and insanely toned
I single-handedly went toe-to-toe
With the number one hero
and turned him to toast!

Got villains back on top
Now I need someone to keep that up
Before I rot into a ghost!

But for now I’m number one!
(Bone Drones: Number one!)
The Big Bad: Mess around,
and I’ll rip you a new one
Bein’ evil is fun! You get to vaporize
a planet into little bits o’ granite
My aspiration’s the villainization
of everyone who struts up to my pad
And by my calculations
There’s nothin’ more great
than being big and bad!

I sent a broadcast through the galaxy
To get some wrongdoers to flock to me
So I can share with them my expertise
In the hopes out of all of you,
one will succeed!

Everybody else suffers a terrible fate
But don’t freak out
Just wait and see, who could it be?

I’m number one!
(Bone Drones: Number one!)
The Big Bad: Mess around,
and I’ll rip you a new one
Bein’ evil is fun! You get to vaporize
a planet into little bits o’ granite
My aspiration’s the villainization
of everyone who struts up to my pad
And by my calculations
There’s nothin’ more great
than being big and…

Bad guys live it up
Why be a miserable fart
When you can be a sensation
Etch your reputation in the stars

Bone Drones: He’s number one!
Mess around, and he’ll rip you
a new one! He’s so evil!

The Big Bad: I will vaporize a planet
Into bitty bits o’ granite!
All of creation’s up for subjugation
If you’re the one to rise atop the pack

Control the population
Deploy an infestation
Complete annihilation
There’s nothin’ more great
than being big and bad

Oh, look at me go! Hee hee!
Bone Drones: Purpose fulfilled
The Big Bad: Boom!
Oh, that’s funny!