I may love to shop but I will never buy your bull

I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one

Someday you’ll go far I hope you stay there

Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes

You should really come with a warning label

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m guessing it’s hard to pronounce

It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence

You look like something that came out of a slow cooker

I will ignore you so hard you will start doubting your existence

Feed your own ego I’m busy
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake

I thought of you today It reminded me to take out the trash

You are so full of shit, the toilet’s jealous

I love what you’ve done with your hair How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go

I’ve been called worse by better

Don’t you get tired of putting makeup on your two faces every morning?

Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality

Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?

Jesus might love you, but everyone else definitely thinks you’re an idiot

Please just tell me you don’t plan to home-school your kids

You see that door? I want you on the other side of it

You’re like the end pieces of a loaf of bread Everyone touches you, but nobody wants you

If you’re going to act like a turd, go lay on the yard
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel

Your face makes onions cry

Don’t worry about me Worry about your eyebrows

Where’d you get your clothes, girl, American Apparently Not?

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world

You’re not stupid! You just have bad luck when you’re thinking

Isn’t there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of?

I’d slap you but I don’t want to make your face look any better

Have a nice day, somewhere else

Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really abuse the privilege

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet

Your family tree must be a cactus ‘cause you’re all a bunch of pricks

If I threw a stick, you’d leave, right?

Somewhere out there, there’s a tree working very hard to produce oxygen so that you can breathe I think you should go and apologize to it

You look like a ‘before’ picture

Hold still I’m trying to imagine you with personality

You are the human version of period cramps

Don’t get bitter, just get better

What doesn’t kill you, disappoints me

Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand

Hey, your village called – they want their idiot back

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people

I am returning your nose I found it in my business

Good story, but in what chapter do you shut up?

There are some remarkably dumb people in this world Thanks for helping me understand that

I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you

You are like a cloud When you disappear it’s a beautiful day

Child, I’ve forgotten more than you ever knew

I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission

I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed

I’ve been called worse by better