Dally: As your best friend—
Ponyboy: Johnny’s my best friend
Dally, holding a switchblade: As your best friend—

Dally: Uh, I think I got your lunch. Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Ponyboy’
Johnny: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, don’t commit another crime.’

Sodapop: That’s greatly offensive to my people.
Dally: Highschool dropouts? (its funny cuz soda is canonically a dropout)

Cherry: You need a hobby.
Marcia: I have a hobby!
Cherry: Hitting Bob isn’t a hobby. (GIRLS PROTECTING GIRLS LETS GO)

Cherry: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass. (YESSS queer cherry real)

Ponyboy: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?
Johnny: sighs
Johnny: I killed a man.