@sm9118 ; )

For the lighthouse monster, I've finally found something I like.
When it catches you, it traps you within the folds of flesh on its arms, regardless of your size, squishing you down to fit or potentially consuming you if you're too large. It keeps you there until it gets hungry, but by that point you'd have already drowned within its blood. When it captures you, however, to close the folds it will lock its hands together and cover its "mouth" from the outside, leaving you with enough room to be touching its teeth and "tongue" (organ?). The skin flaps are pretty durable for the most part, but have a weakness to sharp or heated objects.

I have a staring problem. I cannot honestly joke about this. I get nervous or anxious in front of just about everybody. I do better when I'm alone. When in school, generally surrounded by hundreds of people at a time, I have habits of spacing out, staring at somebody, looking away, and just staring at everyone for minutes until they look my direction. In 6th grade a girl and her shady friend group (who look like total bitches so I was definitely shitting myself) begin approaching me. The lead bitch puts her hand on the desk, leans over, stares me dead in the side of my face as I stare at my computer screen, as if ignoring her, and says, in the bitchiest bitch way possible: "Why do you keep staring at me?" Listen you bitchy ass bitch, (emphasis on "bitch") nobody wants to stare at your SHORT 4'1 FATASS YOU WASTE OF OXYGEN. "Sorry, I wasn't trying to look at you specifically." "Damn, no need to get buggy!" The girls start giggling, as if their humor wasn't broken enough. "I'm not. You asked me a question, and I simply responded." They get the teacher on me and start telling him I cursed at them and called them bitches and to fuck off, which I have not said. (I mean if they want me to, I gladly will ) Of course, I've always been a really quiet kid, so the teacher took my side and told them to go sit down. I had later been bothered by the group this year, actually. I was minding my own business, happened to walk past, heard lead bitch call me a "small headed dumbass." Somehow got offended when I called her mother the whore she aspired to be. That was the bitch I fought this year, and the first time I was ever suspended, and the full reason why. I honestly don't think I did much damage, but I was told I swung on her pretty hard. Sorry, fatass Bren.

I can stare at a computer screen all day without any breaks and not suffer any damage. I do it frequently, actually. I'm doing it right now.

@ㅤ people can rejoin private servers by either copying the link or entering the exact name of the server into 'new room.'

Another thing I can do is get called two genders at once

@Kaneki I could lend you my lava lamp
I'm not sure why but that sounded dirtier than it was supposed to

Mwah of Respect

3. Tell his mother

@reborn ok

@The-Wife-Of-Sen
I'm sorry, rde D;

@Alex-IzYourTypicalDumbass That's what I just fucking said?- I never accused you of calling me rude. I made that remark because you came at ME like I did something wrong.

@Kaneki I could lend you my lava lamp
I'm not sure why but that sounded dirtier than it was supposed to

@toogayforurkarenass he was retarded, probably had some shit going on at home
this is a joke, i have to clarify when i'm joking now because if i don't it's probably not a joke to you

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@MichaelDaGrapeBoi As for you: I just wanted to know what they were saying about me; as my name was mentioned. Forgive me for wanting to know what shit people have to say about me? I'm pretty paranoid about that, if you couldn't tell.

@Alex-IzYourTypicalDumbass Because I was joking????
Apparently, it's rude to make a joke now and then. I appreciate your thoughtfulness in deleting the post.

@Sen-the-shitass What fucking drug was I on

@Sen2 If you're going to waste my time by mentioning me, at least let me read whatever bullshit you mentioned me for.

I'd just like to add that the new friend I made today is a really nice person, if you'd like to meet them their username is Salt (@S4LTXI). I hope they live a good life; and die a good death. That's all I can really hope for them.