@finn-dfw-u Alright now lemme get back in ya head. You look like a discombobulated philosophical butt-flake disabled Crip-walking crawfish half-eaten autistic autobot doinā the cha-cha slide with seventeen naked mole rats in your basement, your grandmother got raped by a crouton with a Gucci belt in northern Idaho boy. Shut your dirty ass up boy, I swear to God Iām really gonna get to the slackinā and rackinā and dickita-dackin and flippinā and rippinā and dippinā and slippinā and pippin and dippinā and rippinā and tippinā in ya fat ass, your name is DJ Trunks, more like DJ Skunks cause you smell like poop, you ugly ass bitch, you are dirty like shit. I caught you at picture day dressed up like a clown with no hair, said [singing some song that I donāt know mockingly], started singing Japanese songs to your girlfriend saying āOaku, amanatai, amanakinasai-yaā. And then she bitch slapped you with a frying pan and licked your testicles and said āanuminum OKRRRRā. DUMBASS BOY, run that shit back.
Listen to me right now, Trunks. Tell me why you and your family did a GTA 5 heist on the T grizzlyās diamond-fuckinā-encrusted testicle, my boy, you look like a double-dipped, chocolate chip, cleft-lip, charcoal slim jim with a gargamel nose, a Mr. Crocker hunch back, no fuckinā feet, nine-arm, seven-stomachs, two ball fades, your stepdad beat you with a whiffle ball bat. Youāre curled up into a ball like an autistic bakugan. You live in a sophisticated mud hut, your washing machine is a bucket of water that you shake, and you brush your teeth with your grandpaās back scratcher and you floss your teeth with zipline cables. I caught you jerking off in a porta potty with a Thanos gauntlet on while your grandmother got simultaneously buttfucked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as The Wiggles while she was snorting cott- fucking, Keemstarās cotton candy Gfuel off of the back of a dirty toilet seat my boy, you are really ugly like shit. You are a walking glitch, ādJ tRuNkSā. Every time your Dad asks you a question at dinner, you say āokay, DRRRRRRRRā, and start fuckinā lagging, you fuckin ugly ass boy, you breathe like shit boy, ugly ass boy. And I caught you giving a reverse cow rimjob to your tickle-me Elmo doll, and that bitch was like āElmo! AUListen, listen, tell me why your math teacher made a diss track on you, he said āYuh! DJ Trunksā mom smellinā like a skunk! I slipped the D-D-D-D-D, J, in his mamaās trunks!ā Dumb ass boy! Now Iām really gonna get to the rippin, dippin, slippin and flippin. You look like a level 37 fucking Garchomp with an extendo-clip overbite. Your grandmotherās casket is a cheesesteak wrapper, and your grandfather got cremated in an easy-bake oven. NYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM. You are weird like shit, boy, now Iām really gonna get back in ya head. You live in a fuckin ostentatious orange, and your grandfather looks like a fuckin, uh, butt flake with Alzheimerās that canāt remember his butt flake children. You are weird like shit, boy, run that shit back.
HHā, DUMBASS BOY run that shit back. Say something.
