Yall think yall dreams are bad,
I got kidnapped by EDP in a ice cream truck that said free hats,
and then he tied me up and brought me to Mac Donalds
and then sold me to Ronald MacDonald where he tied me to a chair in his office,
and I then said, "Nahh bro Is this how yall treat yall’s customers?
And he said in a weird Pennywise type voice,
“what would you like to order, we have a full menu, order or die…”
So I said, "oh well alrighty then! “id take an Vanella MC Flurry”
Ronald then started laughing deviously saying-
“You fool… The ice cream machine is broken! and then some more devious laughter”
I was very scared now
but then I had and smart idea,
I then said wait didn’t you die back in 2021
And then he sat there thinking about life for while
and then he suddenly disappeared from the universe in a terrible demonic scream,
I was outta hope trying to escape the chair I was tied to until Quandale dingle bursts through the door and says "Hey Whats up man its Quandale Dingle here!
He then untied me and i have him a handshake and thanked him
he then said “No problem man its all in a days-”
he was then suddenly shot
and i was then aimed down with a gun by somebody’s random 90 year old grandfather with a cane, and he said
“Hey boy you just destroyed my childhood restaurant, now ima pop and lock on you boy!”
but I had an idea, I quickly pulled out a radio and played some old folk music on it.
and then he quickly soon then started tap dancing
and he said “Yea this was my song back in the day!”
so i grabbed a tomato off the table and threw it under his foot
and he tripped over it and broke his back saying “oh my back” and he the fell into the infinite realm of the backrooms.
But I also then too fell into the backrooms and right as i hit the ground I woke up…
