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Offended by K. Jay
Ayo,
Fuck any-- nah, nah all these kids
Who pissinā theyāre pants when
Somethinā so little gets them so mad
And they take it to Twitter and bitch about it.
Now back to the album.
I
Kamikaze into a body of paparazzi.
Maybe after tonight, I can go play some yahtzee with
The fat man across the street,
Who can raise the rent of the property.
I gotta make sure he wins in Monopoly.
Iāll probably tie a rope around my neck
And jump off a building.
Pencil writes in penicillin.
These beats are so fillinā.
Iām a villainous winner whoās poppinā pills and
Never tries to explain his bars
āCause they always just have no deeper meaninā.
You know Sonny Bono?
Turns out he really loved the trees.
One day he went skiing and one gave him deathly injuries.
Dead presidents are my thing and
I aināt talkinā ābout money.
Iām into āem and you may call me bummy
Or a necro but the point is
With dead people, you can avoid the
Need for consent.
Just dig āem up from the dirt
And show how much you love them.
Listen to me when I say
Iād smash the corpse of JFK
āTil he came back to life.
Then Iād just shoot āem in the head again.
Iām not a monster, though.
Iāll say āFuck the H********!ā,
But no one ever believes me.
Why?
Well, I donāt know.
Maybe itās ācause I was cool with M********.
I even sucked on his weenie
āTil it was bleeding.
The love we were makinā was steamier
Than the time that I was plowinā H*****
With the Riddler
While I was on ritalin and a paint inhaler.
What?
I did say āFuck the H********!ā.
Am I wrong
For doinā what I said I would?
Why are yāall so pissed off?
Iāll hit a woman harder than
Will Smith hit Chris Rock.
Iāll knock the socks off of any thot
Whoās thinkinā sheās hot.
I donāt care if sheās my girl or not.
Iāll rip off her top
Then smack her tits harder than
Chris Brown hitting Rihanna.
Iām droppinā bars on the beat
Like theyāre bombs to Pearl Harbor.
Destruction all across the country.
Iām a fly baller like Kobe.
Iāll destroy my own career
In a helicopter
By my own will.
I donāt need Arnold to say āGet in da choppa!ā.
Call it plane suicide, like kamikaze.
Iāll bomb a childrensā hospital
In a Maserati.
Yoā momma lookinā naughty.
To bad sheās a slutty h*****
Whoād end up givinā me herpes.
Iām trying but nothingās working.
These thoughts I canāt contain āem,
Like China to Covid-19.
Iām only trying
To make ya momma mad while pissinā you off.
If you donāt like it,
Then skip the song.
Until then,
Iāll fuck K**-**** **
In a thong
And roll on a nuclear football,
Which hits America with a bomb.
You thought I was gone?
Nah bitch, we movinā along.
Iāve got the bong.
Iāll smoke a cigar with an Ethiopian kid.
Heāll probably be so hungry
Heāll try and eat the shit.
Survivinā offa fingernails.
Canāt even get any record sales.
You know what?
Imma just frickinā mail
Christian Bale
A rough copy of the tape.
These bars, I r***.
The alphabet, I mistake
To be a * *- ****** ****.
Whoās tryna date
A superstar like me.
Iām tryna get into her cake,
But Chris Hanson makes way
From behind her bedroom door.
I grabbed the bitch and ran away.
They havenāt found me for days.
Put on Michael Jackson,
Everybody sings the shit.
Put on R. Kelly,
Everyone turns to an activist.
āWhatās wrong guys, canāt you see?
These dudes inspired me
To go out and pick up bitches
Whose ages are 3 to 13!ā
I swear Iām not mean.
I donāt rap or do drugs,
I just smack the shit outta pregnant ladies
Just ācause itās fun.
If you let me get to you,
Know this isnāt my message.
Satanās been speakinā though my head.
He says āI hope youāre offended.ā