So it all began in my garage today…

So there I was, a random dude about to do random things, I drank a chocolate milk and then hopped on my makeshift homemade hoverboard go kart car thingamajig that maxxes out at around 12mph. So I grabbed my basket ball and drove over to my local park, it was a fairly mid size park, mainly known for its large pool, that is usually always closed because Ohio is cold for no reason. So anyway, there is a small one-basketball hoop only basketball court area right near the pool, with a large field nice for soccer and football. So I go there almost daily playing my basketball, and these people show up with a dog playing in the playground not very far from me a few meeters. Now I was just chillin until I realized their dog was not on a leash at all, it ran to the court at me and I just stared at it with the basketball in hand. Now I’m not really scared of dogs fr, well until I realized this wasn’t any ordinary dog…
It was a Golden Retriever bruh, and I had a Gold chain on. Now me personally was not gonna get robbed by a dog so I ran in circles backwards facing the dog as it chased me on the small court. I did this 5 times realizing the dog prolly just wanted to play fr as it looked happy. But who knows, maybe it was happy to snatch that chain off me. Anyway after being chased for like 6 seconds the owner finally called their dog back and it ran off back over to the park.

Moral,
Keep yo dawg on a leash foo!

I play the piano, violin, guitar, electric guitar, drums, recorder, and harmonica

With my best being, Piano, and Electric guitar

I’m going to learn the saxophone next since my dad doesn’t play it anymore

Facts tho, I once heard my mom say to my aunt in the store “pick me a good cotton” and my aunt said “raaiin in the water” bro I was wheezing fr XD

JDP Random Fire

It took like 30 mins each

As prosperous as it may seem, this “Among-us” Fictional being will not be able to move freely
Because of its inability to have “functioning legs” now suppose we where to generate this simplistic design into a rather form of 3d state, it will look deformed and crippled. Now this simply just bumfuzzles me on how this design is so complicated yet so simplistic, see if we where to go to the technical side of things, many people may make a hullabaloo about it’s technicality. This Among-us being looks totally sozzled as well if you look closely, or it may just be us whom are sozzled, as our prospective is very different as if apposed to the 2d spectrum. Now I may just be a flibbertigibbet but this may not completely be flapdoodle but it is a great design attempt none of the less.

Joe Sir Red Crippington Rojo the fourth Johnson’s Jim Jr.

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So there I was, in the hath of going into… Walmart.
As I walked through the door with my 2 cousins a big human dude with a telly tubby build came running right at us. All we could do was stand there mortified by the fact we where going to be hit by a monster truck, but no! A miracle it seemed! Before he could make his way running into us he was hit by a dude with a shopping cart sending him flying to the ground with a crash. You would’ve thought the impact would’ve been the equivalent of the dinosaur extinction. He was rammed by the cart so hard in fact, the cart had dented in the front and the wheel fell off. We sat there as the whole scene played out In front of us looking real concerned, so I said out of the blue “WHAT IN TARNATION!” And everyone was silent… and then everyone suddenly started to laugh, wheezing in fact for a whole 5 minutes about. As it turns out, the dude was running because his friend was chasing him after he had snatched his friends fried chicken bag he had bought from the store, attempting to make a run for it. It was a good thing he was mostly made up of water weight or he could’ve had some broken bones along with that cart.

Yaboralski that looks like it was really hard to do for no reason, bro actually took the time to make a crippled among us character and Minecraft logo.

Respect

Yaboralski I could prolly hit you up with some goofy ahh background music