Bro is it just me, or do you feel like you partner is leading you on and acc doesn’t like you and is setting you up for failure, by you don’t wanna tell them because you think they’ll get emotional and say “You think that lowly of me?” And you’ll feel bad for thinking of that because of their act?
#Total Bad@$$’s
Sure why not
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Is it just me orposted in Vent
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RE: Actually, Why do these weird ass couples pmo.posted in Blog
beautiful princess disorder Pmo = Piss me off/Pissing me off
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RE: Actually, Why do these weird ass couples pmo.posted in Blog
beautiful princess disorder EXACTLY, like shut the fuck up, you sound fucking dumb as shit 🙏🙏
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RE: Actually, Why do these weird ass couples pmo.posted in Blog
And I’m not hating because I’m “single”, I’m hating because I actually don’t wanna deal with ts. “Babe, you’re the crusty ketchup stain on my favorite hoodie 💚.” “And you’re the last sip of room-temperature soda I forgot on my nightstand 💚.” Bro… what kind of toxic-ass poetry slam is this? Y’all flirting like two A.I. chatbots that learned romance from a drive-thru menu. And don’t even try to say I’m just mad cuz I’m single—nah, I’m mad because I don’t wanna be involved in whatever brainrottted brain damage shit y’all got. Y’all be out here sounding like a broken garbage disposal, speaking in expired food metaphors like it’s cute. Shut that shit up.
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Actually, Why do these weird ass couples pmo.posted in Blog
Cuz like, they be havin’ the weirdest ahh nicknames, or they always make sure someone near them is single so they be like “I love you my milkshake supreme with a side of cheese pizza💚” “I love you too, my Popeye’s biscuit with no drink 💚” like bro what shucho dumbass up, you sound fucking dumb. And then they be looking around, making sure everybody heard them, like, “Awww, babe, you’re so silly, my little unseasoned rotisserie chicken with a dash of sorrow 🥺💚.” Meanwhile, the single person in the room just tryna eat they food in peace, but now they gotta listen to a whole ass menu of love and suffering. Like, bro, why you tryna make me third-wheel a Dollar Tree mukbang? Shut yo corny ass up. Like they swear they gotta flex their love in the weirdest ways. Like, you just tryna chill, and outta nowhere, “Babe, you’re the peanut butter to my drywall sandwich 💚” “Awww, and you’re the expired milk in my soggy cereal 💚” Like bro, what kinda toxic-ass meal plan y’all on? Ain’t nobody ask for this emotional food poisoning. Just hold hands and shut up. They always be actin’ like they gotta announce their love in the weirdest ways at the most random times though. You’ll be minding your own business, scrolling on your phone, and outta nowhere, you hear: “Babe, you’re my little uncooked ramen noodle with a sprinkle of despair 💚.” “Awww, and you’re my lukewarm McDonald’s Sprite with extra backwash 💚.” Like bro, what?? Why y’all love sound like a CDC warning? Ain’t nobody ask for this expired-ass menu of affection. Then they always gotta make sure a single person is in the room so they can turn and be like: “You wouldn’t get it, it’s a couple thing 😌💚.” Nah, I don’t get it, and I don’t wanna get it. Y’all relationship sound like a failed chemistry experiment. Just hold hands, pay your taxes together, and SHUT UP. Like y’all sound like y’all from a damn garbage disposal. Shut that shit up, you sound like a fucking i-pad kid learning how to flirt with people.
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RE: Honestlyposted in Blog
★【♪シBlake Rose。シ♪】★™ It makes me wanna bite the electric wires and the curb and die
