Iβve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehogβs a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! Thatβs right, he took his hedgehog-fuckinβ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was βthis big,β and I said βthatβs disgusting,β so Iβm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, youβve got a small dick, Itβs the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Hereβs what my dong looks like! Thatβs right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows β look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, Iβm gonna fuck the Earth! Thatβs right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except Iβm not gonna piss on the Earth, Iβm gonna go higher!! Iβm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!