Hunger Games but it's only funny

[A Former User]

JAP finds a 50% off coupon to an SAT prep class in the Cornucopia.

Bheese finds a 50% off coupon to an SAT prep class in the Cornucopia.

Aapo finds a greatsword in the Cornucopia.

Misty finds a paintball in the Cornucopia.

Finn finds a 65 in the Cornucopia.

Sam finds a basketball in the Cornucopia.

Sen runs away from the Cornucopia.

Duncan battles Killua. Killua defeats Duncan, but decides to spare his life.

Pop finds a clean water in the Cornucopia.

[A Former User]

Pop sings opera.

JAP attends an SAT class for half the price.

Aapo discovers an indescribable object lying on the ground.

Duncan gets their fingernails removed by a native tribe.

Killua discovers a chocolate-covered cotton lying on the ground.

Misty receives a bad Bishan test and dies.

Sen gets roasted by Pannapara. Slam!.

Sam gets burned to death from Sen’s mixtape.

Finn finds a convenient sleeping bag, but decides it is too dangerous.

Bheese attends an SAT class for half the price.

[A Former User]

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Sam: 0 Kills
Misty: 0 Kills

[A Former User]

Sen (Alive): 1 Kill; Injured

Sam (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Misty (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Duncan (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured

Finn (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy

Bheese (Alive): 0 Kills; Supercharged

JAP (Alive): 0 Kills; Supercharged

Pop (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy

Aapo (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy

Killua (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy

[A Former User]

Pop gets mono.

JAP slips and slides on a banana peel.

Aapo stumbles upon a frisbee.

Killua gets indigestion from eating too much chocolate-covered cotton.

Duncan heals himself.

Finn receives a freeze ray from a sponsor.

Sen heals himself.

Bheese stumbles upon a Victorian broadsword.

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[A Former User]

Pop drinks clean water and gains one point in constitution.

Bheese kills Pop with a Victorian broadsword.

Aapo goes deaf due to Jake Paul.

Duncan triggers Sen.

JAP hides in a river.

Bheese triggers Killua to death.

Finn triggers Duncan.

Finn kills Aapo with a 65.

[A Former User]

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Pop: 0 Kills
Aapo: 0 Kills
Killua: 0 Kills

[A Former User]

Sen (Alive): 1 Kill; Injured

Sam (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Misty (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Duncan (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured

Finn (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy

Bheese (Alive): 2 Kills; Supercharged

JAP (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy

Pop (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Aapo (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Killua (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

[A Former User]

Duncan heals himself.

Sen lost connection to the server. (Actually happens)

Finn sends a mass mail.

Duncan gets prank called by Bheese.

JAP gets the flu.

[A Former User]

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Sen: 1 Kill

[A Former User]

Sen (Dead): 1 Kill; Deceased

Sam (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Misty (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Duncan (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured

Finn (Alive): 1 Kill; Injured

Bheese (Alive): 2 Kills; Supercharged

JAP (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured

Pop (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Aapo (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Killua (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

[A Former User]

Duncan finds a convenient tree and decides to use it as shelter.

Finn wanders around.

Bheese gets hit by a hurricane.

JAP discovers a tent lying on the ground.

[A Former User]

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Bheese: 2 Kills

[A Former User]

Sen (Dead): 1 Kill; Deceased

Sam (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Misty (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Duncan (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured

Finn (Alive): 1 Kill; Injured

Bheese (Dead): 2 Kills; Deceased

JAP (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured

Pop (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Aapo (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Killua (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

[A Former User]

A Disney star takes Duncan’s money.

Duncan contracts hypothermia after being shot by Finn’s freeze ray and freezes to death.

JAP constructs a tent.

[A Former User]

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Duncan: 0 Kills

[A Former User]

Sen (Dead): 1 Kill; Deceased

Sam (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Misty (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Duncan (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Finn (Alive): 2 Kills; Injured

Bheese (Dead): 2 Kills; Deceased

JAP (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured

Pop (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Aapo (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

Killua (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

[A Former User]

Finn forgot how to breath.

[A Former User]

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Finn: 2 Kills