reasons why nobody messes with me irl

[kalamity]

@yourlocalkitkat and the only reasons nobody messes with me,is becuase i look very scary when dormant, and im unhinged, and when given the chance i will give into every detail about gorey ideas, and i have alot of strength behind my punch, i have once nearly bitten through a computer screen with just my jaw, i have broken tables with only one slam against them, and i hide my evil clown persona behind a father figure, and the only weapons i have is 3 sniper rifles both from modern and old, i have 3 pistols 2 are glocks and 2 is a swiss victory ruger pistol, and i have a dwarven battle axe, two great swords, 2 different style katanas, a short sword, and 2 styles of rapiers with 2 different sharp machetes

[yourlocalkitkat]

@KadeTheDrinker w o w

[kalamity]

@yourlocalkitkat oh and i have a golf club that ha been covered in blood before, i havent killed anyone, i just hunt down people who hurt the ones i love and i beat them with it behind their own house

[yourlocalkitkat]

@KadeTheDrinker scary

[kalamity]

@yourlocalkitkat thank you, and i know it was only gonna be a matter of time before the put up of a normal bunny dad was gonna fall down revealing my actual self, so its easier this way

[kalamity]

@yourlocalkitkat im ok with it if you start avoid me now becuase of the ammount of vile details i put in

[yourlocalkitkat]

@KadeTheDrinker eh im fine

[Shinra Kusakabe]

@yourlocalkitkat
Ayo?

[yourlocalkitkat]

Weilder of The adolla Burst im immortal to gore :T

[cyber]

@yourlocalkitkat i’d shoot you in the fucking skull

[yourlocalkitkat]

@O5-1-The-Founder kops exist

[cyber]

@yourlocalkitkat shoot em too??

[yourlocalkitkat]

@O5-1-The-Founder no

[yourlocalkitkat]

@O5-1-The-Founder dont shoot anyone

[cyber]

@yourlocalkitkat scared

[yourlocalkitkat]

@O5-1-The-Founder no

[kalamity]

@O5-1-The-Founder i like your idea of killing them, but its just boring to just keep shooting more, besides they dont taste good, id rather rip apart those who are filled with fear, becuase i believe the more fear they have the more tender they are

[JDP_Random]

Me personally if someone threatens me, im’a tell them some android facts

[kalamity]

JDP Random like- the phone or the robot?

[JDP_Random]

phone