things i would do with a tall candle

[yourlocalkitkat]

step 1: turn off all the lights
step 2: light the tall candle
step 3: carry it around the house suspiciously
step 4: say “there’s touble afoot gang” in a goofy accent
step 5: laugh my ass off

[A Former User]

Alternatively you could play midnight man;

[yourlocalkitkat]

@JePhil yeah play midnight man too

[kalamity]

yourlocalkitkat step 6: sacrifice the weak ones to the supreme biengs

[yourlocalkitkat]

@KadeTheDrinker y e s

[kalamity]

yourlocalkitkat step 7;get a happy meal with toys and eat it in the dark

[yourlocalkitkat]

@KadeTheDrinker step 8: sacrifice everyone i dislike to shrek

[kalamity]

yourlocalkitkat step 9:summon demons to play uno

[yourlocalkitkat]

@KadeTheDrinker step 10: win uno and enslave the demons

[kalamity]

yourlocalkitkat step 11:cuddle pile slumber party with demons

[yourlocalkitkat]

@KadeTheDrinker step 12: achieve true happiness

[kalamity]

yourlocalkitkat step 13:have the demons has body gaurds for out in public that drag people to hell that hurt you

[yourlocalkitkat]

@KadeTheDrinker step 14: play mario cart with your homies

[kalamity]

yourlocalkitkat step 15:lose your soul over time slowley becoming a demon yourself for eternity

[yourlocalkitkat]

@KadeTheDrinker step 16: realize u became a demon and go troll some ppl with the p a r a n o r m a l

[kalamity]

yourlocalkitkat step 17:suffer alone when your homies move on

[yourlocalkitkat]

@KadeTheDrinker step 18: realize this was all the candle’s fault and set out to destroy it

[A Former User]

@KadeTheDrinker said in things i would do with a tall candle:

biengs

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[kalamity]

yourlocalkitkat step 19:finally destroy the candle and revert halfway to human again, but then realize you cannot remove the horns or tail so you grind down the horns and hide them with a beanie and tie your tail around your hidden stomach or leg

[yourlocalkitkat]

@KadeTheDrinker step 20: celebrate