What the fuck is this sorcery

[A Former User]

I go to sleep. 3 blankets stacked on me.
ALMOST. EVERY. MORNING.
WHEN I WAKE UP.
I discover that the one blanket on top of the other 2 is still on me, while the other two that were underneath that one have fallen.
How in the fuck didn’t the one on top fall off me instead??

[A Former User]

It’s every fucking day that this happens

[A Former User]

@Calistaa The Sofa Gremlins were there.