@Ditto Man
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your water is W A R M
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@Ditto-Man I will give you two choices: Return the bottle to me willingly without any hesitance and receive no backlash
2: You fail to give me my property, I will forcefully take it from you and make you regret your choice
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what about 3.
i dont go to lunch cuz im in sips : D
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@Ditto-Man I’m gonna fucking kill you on Monday, then.
Or ask your teachers for your parents phone numbers and talk to them about how you stole the property of another student, refused to return in (thus theft) and threaten to sue both you and your parents for your behavior?
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how does the school WATER taste? is it warm WATER? is it cold WATER? is it even WATER?
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@Ditto-Man you, the guy that hasn’t drunk bottle-fountains, claiming it’s warm?
child.
i’m the guy that HAS.
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why do you love water, get a soda
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@Ditto-Man why does the water temp even matter? water is water. water is good. water keeps you alive. honestly, if you hate warm water so goddamn much, lock yourself in a room with NO water. at ALL. then maybe you’ll begin wishing you had ANY KIND OF WATER, without a care in the world for its temperature.
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@Ditto-Man GET A SODA? WITH WHAT MONEY, YOU FOOL?
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@Ditto-Man IF I MUST GET A SODA, HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ME THAT MONEY I NEED FOR IT?
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get a powerade
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@Ditto-Man OH, AND, IF YOU’RE SO THIRSTY, WHY CAN’T YOU GET SODA?
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cuz i got your bottle
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math time gtg
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@Ditto-Man i hope you get held back this year
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@Ditto-Man OH AND GUESS WHAT?
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I’m sorry but is this really about a water bottle? Dude, if it isn’t yours just give it back. This isn’t that damn serious.
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@Ditto-Man SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF US, SENT IT TO INSTA, AND HAD BOLDLY PROCLAIMED WE ARE A COUPLE EVENTHOUGHWE’RENOTANDHAVETOLDTHEM.
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wait. who did it.
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istg if it was tabitha im gonna snap her spine into 9
