RIZZ OFF!!!!!!!
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@shaggy2dopelmao
Would you touch my hand so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel? -
Yaboralski lets go back to my room and do some math, add a bed, subtract my clothes, divide my legs and multiply
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@shaggy2dopelmao Roses are red. Violets are blue. It would be a shame if I couldn’t date you.
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@Leader-Of-Femboys
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? -
Yaboralski do you have a privacy policy? cause i’d love to see your fine print
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@shaggy2dopelmao
Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout! -
Yaboralski are you a left-handed layup? because i always miss you (basketball rizz)
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Yaboralski are you french? because eiffel for you
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@shaggy2dopelmao
Your lips look lonely. Wanna introduce them to mine? -
Yaboralski if i flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?
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@shaggy2dopelmao AHh the original one didn’t I tell you that one?
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Yaboralski no??
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@shaggy2dopelmao
If Disney is the happiest place on Earth, in your arms is no doubt the happiest place in the universe. -
@shaggy2dopelmao oh I remember using that
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Yaboralski theres a big sale in my bedroom, clothes are 100% off
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@shaggy2dopelmao
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers. -
@shaggy2dopelmao
Do you have any room for my %&*$ in your mouth? -
Yaboralski no pen pencil or paper and u still draw my attention
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Yaboralski i wanna be a superhero… soooo batman superman or your man?
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@shaggy2dopelmao Are you Ryan Reynolds? cus I get super hard when I look at you
