Some random fact I realized, that could save you from being built different

[Ayari]

JDP_Random time to relearn breathing. allow me to take that class with u

[JDP_Random]

Ayari nahh i already know how to breathe normally now, after i found out i was doing it wrong this whole time…

[Ayari]

JDP_Random so u dont want the class? dang i need help with breathing too man dont make me go alone

[JDP_Random]

Ayari Nope, takin classes is doin too much, im a natural at this new breathing style now (:

[Ayari]

JDP_Random dang looks like i gotta ask someone else to go with me, thanks for the advice! ima go ask some rando on the street

[JDP_Random]

Ayari But i do need cooking classes fr, cuz i set my old microwave on fire cooking dinosaur chicken nuggets

[JDP_Random]

Worst part was, after the fire was out, the dino nuggets where cremated ):

[Ayari]

JDP_Random NAH WHAT see ill give u a cooking class free of charge

[JDP_Random]

Ayari noicee

[Ayari]

JDP_Random what u tryna make tho… i like doing dumb stuff like making pies just because or deciding to make muffins but instead put the batter inside a loaf pan to make muffin loaf :>

[Ayari]

but i am learning how to make bread and pasta from scratch and ima teach my bf too so when he says hes hungry he can just whip out the flour, eggs, water, salt, and get to cooking

[JDP_Random]

Ayari i trying to make a honey glazed egg with extra cheese and beans with a side of potatoes, bacon, turtles, and camels, and also with a drink of listerine

[Ayari]

JDP_Random im sorry what.

[Ayari]

how would u like that prepared…? besides the camels bc im not messing with them. im not heading to egypt to get one.

[JDP_Random]

Ayari bruh ill make turtle soup then, flip the turtle over and you already have a bowl

[JDP_Random]

and the turtle soup will be boiled

[Ayari]

JDP_Random i can do u something wonderful… allow me to put the eggs, hearty beans, sliced potatos, and finely chopped bits of bacon inside the turtle soup. and then we can get some freshly baked bread and drizzle honey on top of it. and we can make a drink look like listerine! ie a mocktail or a many different juices to get a listerine type look and then put a sprig of mint on top!

[Ayari]

thats a perfect meal indeed

[JDP_Random]

Ayari good but im’a have to use real listerine

[Ayari]

JDP_Random u can use that after the meal