Lemme tell you about the time I ate perfume

[A Former User]

I was messing around with these perfume bottles in my room, some must’ve got on my hands. I went to go eat blueberries…

Then I felt like puking because I could taste the chemically perfume and smell it. It was one of those tiny cheap perfumes for little girls that smell strong instead of remotely good.

So.
I puked up blueberries.

And now I have perfume PTSD. I can’t smell it anymore without feeling the need to vomit.

[A Former User]

Gah Dayum

[A Former User]

@Namira Another pro tip, dont inhale through your mouth while applying that stuff. It definitely wont make your breath smell good.