Joke of the day

[A Former User]

An old man was on his deathbed when he asked his wife “Have you cheated on me?” “Yes, only 3 times but They were for good reasons. “The wife replied. “Tell me the good reasons, please.” The husband replied. “So you know how We were about to lose our house?” The wife said. “I slept with the landlord” The Husband felt a little hurt but he forgave her. “I forgive you, you saved our house” ‘What are the other 2 reasons?” “So you know how we couldn’t pay for your surgery?” “I slept with the Doctor” The wife said. The Husband felt a little hurt but again, he forgave her. “I forgive you, you saved my life” The husband said. “Well? What’s the last reason?” The wife said “So You know how you were about to be president but in order to be president You needed 73 more votes?”

[A Former User]

@Hwang_Hyunjin WHAT

[A Former User]

@Cawwie NO

[A Former User]

@Cawwie LMFAOOAOAOAO

[A Former User]

“are you an orchid? cuz you sure love to cheat!”

[A Former User]

I laughed more at a funeral

[A Former User]

@A38 HELP

[A Former User]

@OVERLORD That got dark.

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@Hwang_Hyunjin Lmfao that was dark and funny at the same time ngl.

[A Former User]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble LMAOOOO