Joke of The Second
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Wife: “I’m pregnant.”
Husband: “Hi pregnant, I’m dad.”
Wife: “No, you’re not.”
Husband: “Well I expected that cuz Your sister is pregnant too.”𝙼𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙸𝚜 𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚘. ♡
Silly quotes from Milo ♡
You're one day gunna get bitch slapped. And I won't be there to help your bitch ass.
If you're gunna talk shit, Don't be fucking scared, Say It to my goddamn face.
Just because I'm a girl, Doesn't mean I won't kick your tiny lil' ass.
I'm not just mean. I have a nice side as well. You just don't get that treatment, since you're such a little bitch.
Keep talking tough, but you ain't got the seat.
I'm not just a pretty face, there's petty in my stance as well. Wanna find out?
Cross me once too often, and you won’t get a second chance. -
@Lee_Know OOP, this just got me laughing ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_5pQsDqnok
bro this slaps ngl 🔥When someone says a joke and you type: BAHAHAHAHA, IM DYING RN, LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE GROUND, ROLFROLFROLF.
The person behind the screen:
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Wubbrle the amazing Wubble I’M GLAD
𝙼𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙸𝚜 𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚘. ♡
Silly quotes from Milo ♡
You're one day gunna get bitch slapped. And I won't be there to help your bitch ass.
If you're gunna talk shit, Don't be fucking scared, Say It to my goddamn face.
Just because I'm a girl, Doesn't mean I won't kick your tiny lil' ass.
I'm not just mean. I have a nice side as well. You just don't get that treatment, since you're such a little bitch.
Keep talking tough, but you ain't got the seat.
I'm not just a pretty face, there's petty in my stance as well. Wanna find out?
Cross me once too often, and you won’t get a second chance. -
@Lee_Know ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_5pQsDqnok
bro this slaps ngl 🔥When someone says a joke and you type: BAHAHAHAHA, IM DYING RN, LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE GROUND, ROLFROLFROLF.
The person behind the screen:
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@Lee_Know said in Joke of The Second:
Husband: “Hi pregnant, I’m dad.”
I’d divorce him just for that lame ass dad joke, not even cause he cheated.
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Creek REAL
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Husband really said “bitch got jokes?”
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@Namira LMAO
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