how to catch a kat (100% works)

[A Former User]

@yourlocalkitkatgorl IM THE ALPHA I’M THE LEA-

[A Former User]

@yourlocalkitkatgorl OUR BARK’S WORSE THAN OUR BITE- WE OWN THE NIGHT-

[A Former User]

@yourlocalkitkatgorl can i steal your idea

*puts down plate of pb n j

[yourlocalsanjifan]

@gay-rat Takes the pb n j yeah sure

[A Former User]

nuh uh pb and js are gross (unless u use grape jelly and crunchy peanut butter)

[A Former User]

@Poptart_Yeeter and multi grain bread

[A Former User]

Here katty katty katty

[A Former User]

Okay but I can’t lie peanut butter & jelly is a top combo. Only tried it once before I found out I was allergic to peanuts.

[A Former User]

nah cuz why everyone wanna catch a kat (if you give a cat a cookie ahh-)

[A Former User]

@tea-and-crumpets i could never i would be trying to eat peanut butter even if i WAS allergic

[yourlocalsanjifan]

@Soggy_Bread G I V E .

[A Former User]

@Poptart_Yeeter I figured staying alive was a better priority than ending up at the emergency room and possibly dying of asphyxiation.

[A Former User]

@yourlocalkitkatgorl i- i dont eat pb and js unless im hungry as FUCK-

[A Former User]

@tea-and-crumpets yeah some people would rather stay alive not me im a dumbass /j

[A Former User]

@Poptart_Yeeter also salads with crotons are better i’ll eat that any day