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A Former User

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A Former User

thats so long wow

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Caught you in 8K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology., Quick Charge 30W Cargador 3.0 Cargador de Viaje Enchufe Cargador USB Carga Rápida con 3 Puertos carga rápida Adaptador de Corriente para iPhone x 8 7 Xiaomi Pocophone F1 Mix 3 A1 Samsung S10 S9 S8AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador de Pared 39W Dual Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+/ Note 8, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro / Air, HTC 10, LG G5 / G6 AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador USB 60W 6 Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+ / Note 8, LG G5 / G6, Nexus 5X / 6P, HTC 10, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro/ Air, Moto G4 SAMSUNG 85-inch Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series - 4K UHD HDR Smart TV with Alexa Built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA, 2020 Model) GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar, 18 Inch Under Cabinet Fixture, Plug-In, Convertible to Direct Wire, Linkable 628 Lumens, 3000K Soft Warm White, High/Off/Low, Easy to Install, 18 Ft Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet Upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner Trane20,000-Watt 1-Phase LPG/NG Liquid Cooled Whole House Standby Generator.Caught you in 8K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology., Quick Charge 30W Cargador 3.0 Cargador de Viaje Enchufe Cargador USB Carga Rápida con 3 Puertos carga rápida Adaptador de Corriente para iPhone x 8 7 Xiaomi Pocophone F1 Mix 3 A1 Samsung S10 S9 S8AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador de Pared 39W Dual Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+/ Note 8, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro / Air, HTC 10, LG G5 / G6 AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador USB 60W 6 Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+ / Note 8, LG G5 / G6, Nexus 5X / 6P, HTC 10, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro/ Air, Moto G4 SAMSUNG 85-inch Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series - 4K UHD HDR Smart TV with Alexa Built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA, 2020 Model) GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar, 18 Inch Under Cabinet Fixture, Plug-In, Convertible to Direct Wire, Linkable 628 Lumens, 3000K Soft Warm White, High/Off/Low, Easy to Install, 18 Ft Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet Upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner Trane20,000-Watt 1-Phase LPG/NG Liquid Cooled Whole House Standby Generator. My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you’re watching this tape, I’m probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded, I… I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was… thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn’t want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn’t know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a “hit” on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I’m a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can’t take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I… All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is. NAH BROOOO ay mad + get real + L + ratio + mald seethe cope harder + basic + skill issue + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + beta + caught in 4k + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + anime pfp + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + stay pressed + cancelled + done for + rip bozo + slight_smile + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + whine about it + your problem + don’t care even more + not okay + I’m better than you +extra ratio + cringe + your* + don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + ratio + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + beta + caught in 4k + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + anime pfp + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + stay pressed + cancelled + done for + rip bozo + slight_smile + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + whine about it + your problem + don’t care even more + not okay + I’m better than you +extra ratio + don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + ratio + mald seethe cope harder + basic + skill issue + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + beta + kek + anime pfp + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + stay pressed + cancelled + done for + rip bozo + slight_smile + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + whine about it + your problemDidn’t ask + Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you’d have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you’d never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity.

cough Need to breathe.

Okay, we good.

I caught you In 4k, 8K UHD surround sound system 16GB RAM Nvidia GeForce RTX GPU Texas Instruments TI-80 calculator Duracell AAA batteries iPhone charger (1A, 5W, 1400mAh) iPhone cable (1m, white, compatible with iPhone 5, 5C, 5S, 6, 6S, 7, 8, X, XR, XS, XS Max) GoPro HERO1 and HERO2 cameras 2TB Xbox Series X storage expansion card Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera (1080p)
HP LaserJet Pro M404n monochrome laser printer Appliances. I also caught you in Toshiba EM131A5C-SS microwave oven GE Voluson E10 ultrasound machine LG 23 cu. ft. smart refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker (GFW850SPNRS) GE 28" front load steam washer (GFW450SSNWWS) Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height two-piece elongated toilet AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 wall charger (39W, dual port) AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 USB charger (60W, 6 ports)
Samsung 85" Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series smart TV with Alexa built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA) GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet Upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner Trane 20,000-Watt 1-Phase LPG/NG Liquid Cooled Whole House Standby Generator.

Sneeze Bless me. I needed to sneeze.

Alright, We are good.

I caught you In 78k 8K UHD surround sound system 16GB RAM Nvidia GeForce RTX GPU Texas Instruments TI-80 calculator Duracell AAA batteries iPhone charger (1A, 5W, 1400mAh).

I also caught you in 144Hz Alienware 25 Gaming Monitor (AW2521HF) 3080 Nvidia GeForce RTX GPU (ASUS TUF Gaming GeForce RTX 3080 OC) 1TB Samsung 980 PRO M.2 NVMe SSD
32-inch LG OLED evo C1 4K UHD smart TV with Dolby Vision 1660 Ti Nvidia GeForce GTX GPU (ZOTAC GAMING GeForce GTX 1660 Ti) 120Hz LG 27GL850-B 27-inch UltraGear Gaming.

Return of the german Wubbrle

@yellow_3to3 insert voice saying “you win” wait no ur in the 2nd place

Sadly Another edit was too long, so.

REHEHEH. Need more? I GOT YOU.

Sneeze Bless me.
Alright, We good.

I caught you in vivid, crystal-clear 4K resolution, the crisp detail of your surprise etched into my mind like a high-definition photograph. The echo of your gasp was captured in surround sound, the stereo effect so accurate, it was as if you were standing right in front of me. My system was running at peak performance, my 16GB RAM and Nvidia GeForce RTX GPU ensuring no lag, no stutter, just smooth, real-time processing. The Texas Instruments TI-80 calculator on my desk, a relic of a bygone era, seemed to chuckle at the irony of its simplicity compared to the advanced tech that had just caught you red-handed. My Duracell AAA batteries were powering my trusty iPhone, the 1A, 5W, 1400mAh charger and 1m white cable ensuring it was always ready to capture the unexpected. My GoPro HERO1 and HERO2 cameras had been replaced by this state-of-the-art system, but the principle remained the same - I was always ready to capture the moment. The Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW displayed your shock in stunning clarity, while the Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera ensured not a single frame was missed. The HP LaserJet Pro M404n monochrome laser printer sat quietly in the corner, a testament to the power of simplicity, much like the appliances that lined my home - the Toshiba EM131A5C-SS microwave oven, the GE Voluson E10 ultrasound machine, the LG 23 cu. ft. smart refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker (GFW850SPNRS), the GE 28" front load steam washer (GFW450SSNWWS), and the Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height two-piece elongated toilet. Each one humming along, unaware of the drama unfolding, much like the AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 wall charger (39W, dual port) and the AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 USB charger (60W, 6 ports) that kept my devices powered and ready. The Samsung 85" Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series smart TV with Alexa built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA) displayed your face in all its guilty glory, while the GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar illuminated the scene, and the Trane 20,000-Watt 1-Phase LPG/NG Liquid Cooled Whole House Standby Generator ensured the power never went out, not even for a moment. And there you were, frozen in time, captured in high-definition, surround sound, 4K glory, your secret laid bare, your surprise etched into the very pixels of my system.

I caught you in a cinematic 4K UHD resolution that would make any director proud, the frame rate so smooth it was as if time itself had slowed down to appreciate the intricate details of your surprise. The surround sound was immersive, a symphony of your racing heartbeat, the sharp intake of your breath, and the subtle creaks of the old floorboards under your feet. My rig was a powerhouse, a testament to human ingenuity and technological advancement - 16GB of RAM ensuring no lag, no stutter, just pure, unadulterated processing power. My Nvidia GeForce RTX GPU rendered the scene in real-time, the dynamic lighting and shadows dancing across your face, capturing the nuances of your expression with breathtaking clarity. The Texas Instruments TI-80 calculator on my desk seemed to watch with amusement, its simple LED display a stark contrast to the high-definition, real-time analytics my system was generating. My iPhone, charged by the AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 wall charger (39W, dual port) and connected via the iPhone cable (1m, white, compatible with iPhone 5, 5C, 5S, 6, 6S, 7, 8, X, XR, XS, XS Max), was ready to capture a moment’s notice, its battery life extended by the AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 USB charger (60W, 6 ports). My GoPro HERO1 and HERO2 cameras, though retired from active duty, had paved the way for this moment, their spirit living on in the advanced optics and sensors that now filled my home.

The Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW displayed your shock in widescreen glory, the 32:9 aspect ratio allowing me to take in every detail of your surroundings, while the Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera ensured not a single frame was missed, its high-speed capabilities capturing the subtle flicker of your eyelashes as you realized you were caught. The HP LaserJet Pro M404n monochrome laser printer hummed softly in the corner, its simple, efficient design a comforting constant amidst the drama unfolding. My home appliances seemed to stand at attention, each one playing its part in this high-stakes scene - the Toshiba EM131A5C-SS microwave oven, the GE Voluson E10 ultrasound machine, the LG 23 cu. ft. smart refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker (GFW850SPNRS), the GE 28" front load steam washer (GFW450SSNWWS), and the Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height two-piece elongated toilet. They were oblivious to the high-tech chase that had led to this moment, much like the Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet Upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner that sat in the closet, its powerful suction a metaphor for the inescapable truth that was about to be revealed.

The Samsung 85" Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series smart TV with Alexa built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA) displayed your face in all its guilty glory, the 4K resolution so sharp it was as if I could reach out and touch your skin. The GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar bathed the scene in a cool, clinical light, while the Trane 20,000-Watt 1-Phase LPG/NG Liquid Cooled Whole House Standby Generator ensured the power never flickered, not even for a moment. Your surprise was a masterpiece, painted in the vivid colors of high-definition, the intricate brushstrokes of real-time processing, and the rich, immersive audio of surround sound. Every detail was captured, from the dilation of your pupils to the fine tremor in your hands, all of it preserved in a digital format that would stand as irrefutable evidence of your surprise. As you stood there, frozen in time, I couldn’t help but marvel at the sheer power of technology, at how it had allowed me to catch you in the act, to preserve this moment in all its crisp, clear, surround-sound glory. It was a masterclass in high-definition storytelling, and you, my friend, were the unwitting star of the show.

Cough Needed to breathe.
Okay, we are good good gooood~
(wE aRe nEed COOFEEEYEFYT EEEEEEEEEEE)

I caught you in a cinematic masterpiece of surveillance and technological prowess that would make George Orwell tremble in his grave. The moment unfolded in a sprawling, panoramic 8K resolution, each frame a high-definition oil painting capturing the subtle nuances of your surprise. The surround sound was a symphony of betrayal, a discordant harmony of your rapid heartbeat, the sharp intake of your breath, and the distant hum of the city that seemed to whisper, ‘You’re not alone.’ My home, my fortress of solitude, was a state-of-the-art command center, a testament to human ingenuity and the relentless pursuit of progress.

My desktop, a sleek, black expanse of tempered glass, was the bridge of this technological starship. The dual 43" LG UltraWide 4K UHD monitors (model 43UD79-B) displayed the scene in widescreen glory, their Nano Cell technology ensuring the colors remained vibrant and true, even in the dim lighting of your clandestine operation. The Apple iMac Pro (27-inch, 2019) with its 28-core Intel Xeon W processor and 128GB of RAM was the beating heart of this fortress, its Retina 5K display showing real-time analytics and data feeds from the myriad of cameras and sensors hidden throughout my home. The Razer Blade 15 (2019) laptop, with its Nvidia GeForce RTX 2080 Max-Q GPU and 512GB of SSD storage, was on standby, ready to deploy if needed, its sleek, matte black design a mirror to the iMac’s elegant form.

My home theater system, a symphony of high-end audio components, included the Denon AVR-X4500H 7.2 channel 4K Ultra HD AV receiver, the Klipsch Reference Premiere series speakers (RP-8000F, RP-5000C, RP-1400T, and R-52C), and the SVS SB-2000 subwoofer. This system wasn’t just for movie nights; it was a tool of surveillance, capturing every sound, every whisper, every telltale sign of your presence. The LG OLED65C8PUB 65" 4K UHD Smart OLED TV with AI ThinQ was the pièce de résistance, its self-lit pixels displaying your shock in breathtaking detail, the deep blacks and vibrant colors painting a picture of your surprise that would have made Caravaggio proud.

My home was a labyrinth of hidden cameras, each one a silent sentinel, watching, waiting, ready to capture the moment you least expected. The Arlo Pro 2 1080p HD Security Camera system, with its wireless, weatherproof cameras and advanced motion detection, was the first line of defense. The Nest Cam IQ Indoor security camera, with its 4K sensor and facial recognition technology, was positioned in strategic locations, ready to alert me to any unfamiliar faces. The Logitech Circle View Doorbell, with its 1600 x 1200 HD video and advanced night vision, kept watch over my front door, while the Eufy Security eufyCam 2C 2-Camera 2K Security System, with its 2K resolution and advanced AI-powered human detection, patrolled the perimeter.

The Amazon Echo Studio smart speaker, with its 3D audio and Dolby Atmos support, wasn’t just for streaming music; it was a node in my home’s vast network of connected devices, ready to relay commands and receive updates. The Google Nest Hub Max, with its 10-inch HD screen and Nest Cam built-in, was my eyes and ears in the kitchen, while the Samsung SmartThings Wifi Smart Hub, with its Zigbee, Z-Wave, and Bluetooth connectivity, was the backbone of my smart home, ensuring every device was in sync, every command was heard.

My office was a command center within the command center, a nerve center of blinking lights and whirring hard drives. The Herman Miller Aeron Chair (Size B, Polished Aluminum, Graphite Mesh, Carbon Fabric) supported my back as I monitored the scene, its ergonomic design ensuring I could stay alert and focused for hours on end. The Steelcase Walkstation Treadmill Desk (model W1T1) allowed me to stay active while keeping an eye on things, its quiet operation not disturbing the delicate balance of my surveillance setup. The Anker PowerPort Atom III 60W USB-C Wall Charger and Anker PowerCore 20100 mAh Portable Charger ensured my devices were always powered and ready, while the Twelve South HiRise for iPad Pro (3rd Gen) dock kept my iPad at the perfect angle for quick reference.

My home was a fortress of solitude, but it was also a home, a sanctuary. The Sonos One (Gen 2) smart speakers, with their rich, room-filling sound, played soft jazz as I worked, the music a soothing counterpoint to the tension of the scene unfolding on my screens. The Philips Hue White A19 Smart Bulb (3-Pack) and the Philips Hue Color Ambiance A19 Smart Bulb (2-Pack) created a warm, inviting atmosphere, their colors changing to match my mood or the time of day. The Nest Learning Thermostat, with its auto-schedule and remote control capabilities, kept my home at a comfortable temperature, while the Ecobee4 Smart Thermostat, with its built-in Alexa and remote sensor support, provided an additional layer of control and comfort.

My pantry was stocked with essentials, the SodaStream Dynamo Home Sparkling Water Maker ensuring I had a steady supply of refreshing drinks, while the Breville Barista Express BES870XL espresso machine kept me fueled with rich, aromatic coffee. The Vitamix A3500 Ascent Series Smart Blender made quick work of healthy smoothies, its built-in programmable settings ensuring consistency every time. The Anova Precision Cooker ( Sous Vide, Bluetooth) turned my kitchen into a laboratory of culinary precision, its precise temperature control ensuring perfectly cooked meals every time.

My bathroom was a sanctuary of cleanliness and hygiene, the Kohler K-3918-0 Wellworth Two-Handle Widespread Lavatory Faucet with Touchless Technology ensuring no germs were left behind. The Toto Neorest 700H Dual-Flush Elongated Toilet with Integrated Washlet and Auto Open/Close Seat was a marvel of modern engineering, its advanced features ensuring a clean, comfortable experience every time. The Moen Engage Magnetix 2-Function Rainfall Showerhead with Handshower Spray (RNS8205BN) provided a refreshing, invigorating shower, its magnetic docking system ensuring a secure, no-mess installation.

My home was a testament to human ingenuity, a symphony of technology and design, all working in harmony to create a safe, comfortable, efficient space. But it was also a fortress, a silent guardian watching over my property, ready to defend against any threat, any intrusion. And so, as you stood there, your-

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Okay, we good, good, gooooood~

I caught you In 383487209383k. And So, as you stood there, Your surprise etched into the very pixels of my system, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of pride, of accomplishment. I had caught you in the act, preserved the moment in high-definition, surround-sound glory, and in doing so, I had proven the power of technology, the strength of my fortress, and the futility of your attempt to outsmart it. The scene was a masterpiece, a digital Rembrandt painted in the vibrant colors of 8K resolution, a testament to the power of surveillance, the relentless march of progress, and the human ingenuity that had brought it all to life. And as I sat there, surrounded by the hum of my machines, the soft glow of my screens, I knew that this moment, this masterpiece, was just the beginning. For my home was a living, breathing entity, a symphony of technology and design, always watching, always learning, always ready to defend against the next challenge, the next threat, the next surprise. And so, I waited, I watched, and I prepared, for the next masterpiece, the next chapter in the never-ending saga of my technological fortress."

A Former User

yall im just gonna…

A Former User

@Poptart_Yeeter Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I’m only going to get this one chance (six minutes-, six minutes-)
Something’s wrong, I can feel it (six minutes, Slim Shady, you’re on!)
Just a feeling I’ve got, like something’s about to happen, but I don’t know what
If that means what I think it means, we’re in trouble, big trouble
And if he is as bananas as you say, I’m not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered
I’m beginnin’ to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
But for me to rap like a computer, it must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen’ll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin’ and a killin’ off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin’ on his nutsack
I’m an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (kill ‘em all with)
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don’t really wanna get into a pissin’ match
With this rappity brat, packin’ a MAC in the back of the Ac’
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I’m practicin’ that
I’ll still be able to break a motherfuckin’ table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are havin’ a rough time period, here’s a maxi pad
It’s actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I’m masterfully constructing this masterpièce
‘Cause I’m beginnin’ to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintainin’ this shit ain’t that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like Ι have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint’s
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (pew!)
MCs get taken to school with this music
‘Cause I use it as a vehicle to “Bus the rhyme”
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I’m a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run-D.M.C., induct them
Into the motherfuckin’ Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I’ll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I’ll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it’s all a game, ‘til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin’?
Little gay-lookin’ boy
So gay, I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin’ boy (ha-ha!)
You’re witnessin’ a mass-occur
Like you’re watching a church gathering take place, lookin’ boy
“Oy vey, that boy’s gay!” That’s all they say, lookin’ boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a “Way to go” from your label every day, lookin’ boy
Hey, lookin’ boy! What you say, lookin’ boy?
I get a “Hell, yeah” from Dre, lookin’ boy
I’ma work for everything I have, never asked nobody for shit
Get outta my face, lookin’ boy!
Basically, boy, you’re never gonna be capable
Of keepin’ up with the same pace, lookin’ boy, ‘cause-
I’m beginnin’ to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I’m racin’ around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod
This planet’s Krypton-, no, Asgard, Asgard
So you’ll be Thor and I’ll be Odin
You rodent, I’m omnipotent
Let off, then I’m reloadin’
Immediately with these bombs I’m totin’
And I should not be woken
I’m the walkin’ dead, but I’m just a talkin’ head, a zombie floatin’
But I got your mom deep-throatin’
I’m out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothin’ in common, poodle
I’m a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It’s me, my honesty’s brutal
But it’s honestly futile if I don’t utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case ‘cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry lookin’ at me like it’s lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I’m on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come tryin’
To censor you like that one line
I said on “I’m Back” from The Mathers LP 1 when I
Tried to say I’ll take seven kids from Columbine
Put ‘em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a .9
See if I get away with it now that I ain’t as big as I was, but I’m
Morphin’ into an immortal, comin’ through the portal
You’re stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don’t know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You’re pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin’ cornrows
You write normal? Fuck being normal!
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
‘Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather’s pad
Singin’ to a man while he played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24-7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station
The very next day, “Hey Fab, I’ma kill you!”
Lyrics comin’ at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin’ I’m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman?
Innovative and I’m made of rubber so that anything
You say is ricochetin’ off of me, and it’ll glue to you and
I’m devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin’ audience a feeling like it’s levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they’ll be celebrating
‘Cause I know the way to get ‘em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
“Oh, he’s too mainstream”
Well, that’s what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
"It’s not hip-hop, it’s pop, " ‘cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on “Lose Yourself” and make ‘em lose it
I don’t know how to make songs like that
I don’t know what words to use
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I’m rippin’ any one of these verses that versus you
It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin’ you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?
Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself ‘cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I’m a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues, but it’s still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
I’m drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel
I’ma sleep in the front seat
Bumpin’ Heavy D and the Boyz, still “Chunky but Funky”
But in my head, there’s something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and here’s what they want from me
They’re askin’ me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
I have, then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life’s handin’ you lemons? Make lemonade then!
But if I can’t batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don’t mistake him for Satan; it’s a fatal mistake
If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
Don’t be a retard, be a king? Think not
Why be a king when you can be a god?

A Former User

@Poptart_Yeeter now i realize it that wasn’t long at fucking a-

Return of the german Wubbrle

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Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology., Quick Charge 30W Cargador 3.0 Cargador de Viaje Enchufe Cargador USB Carga Rápida con 3 Puertos carga rápida Adaptador de Corriente para iPhone x 8 7 Xiaomi Pocophone F1 Mix 3 A1 Samsung S10 S9 S8AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador de Pared 39W Dual Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+/ Note 8, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro / Air, HTC 10, LG G5 / G6 AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador USB 60W 6 Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+ / Note 8, LG G5 / G6, Nexus 5X / 6P, HTC 10, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro/ Air, Moto G4 SAMSUNG 85-inch Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series - 4K UHD HDR Smart TV with Alexa Built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA, 2020 Model) GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar, 18 Inch Under Cabinet Fixture, Plug-In, Convertible to Direct Wire, Linkable 628 Lumens, 3000K Soft Warm White, High/Off/Low, Easy to Install, 18 Ft Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet Upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner Trane20,000-Watt 1-Phase LPG/NG Liquid Cooled Whole House Standby Generator. My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you’re watching this tape, I’m probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded, I… I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was… thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn’t want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn’t know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a “hit” on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I’m a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can’t take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I… All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is. NAH BROOOO ay mad + get real + L + ratio + mald seethe cope harder + basic + skill issue + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + beta + caught in 4k + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + anime pfp + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + stay pressed + cancelled + done for + rip bozo + slight_smile + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + whine about it + your problem + don’t care even more + not okay + I’m better than you +extra ratio + cringe + your* + don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + ratio + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + beta + caught in 4k + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + anime pfp + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + stay pressed + cancelled + done for + rip bozo + slight_smile + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + whine about it + your problem + don’t care even more + not okay + I’m better than you +extra ratio + don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + ratio + mald seethe cope harder + basic + skill issue + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + beta + kek + anime pfp + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + stay pressed + cancelled + done for + rip bozo + slight_smile + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + whine about it + your problemDidn’t ask + Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you’d have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you’d never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity.

cough Need to breathe.

Okay, we good.

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Sneeze Bless me. I needed to sneeze.

Alright, We are good.

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Return of the german Wubbrle

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble wait this isnt as long as i expected. mine was too long so i shortened it

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble YOU STOLE MY WORDS

Return of the german Wubbrle

@yellow_3to3 Sorry (as i was about to finish this- some sort of bee or idfk bashed into my screen, its dark in the room so idfk where it is now- It dfinitely flew away- so im scared rn)

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