The AUDACITY of this guy.

[A Former User]

(Jordan calls me my legal name AGAIN but this time in private with our friends)

[A Former User]

@Soggy_Bread damn-

[Flip Ditcher]

[A Former User]

[A Former User]

How to bitch slap a child that lives 3 hours away from you.

[A Former User]

@Soggy_Bread pov my enemy is so close away i can pull up any time i want to

[A Former User]

@PopTart_Yeeter Lucky af.

[A Former User]

WHAT. HOW AM I IMMATURE FOR BEING MAD ABOUT SOMETHING HE DID BECAUSE HE WAS FUCKING MAD OVER A GAME???

HUH.

[A Former User]

Chat this is the reason I was the only friend he had <3

[A Former User]

@Soggy_Bread if i’d start walking rn it’d take about 30 mins

[A Former User]

@PopTart_Yeeter and if i drive 5 minutes

[A Former User]

Lord give me strength

I LITERALLY CALLED HIM BY HIS MIDDLE NAME ONCE. ONCE. AND I DIDN’T EVEN MAKE FUN OF IT, I LEGIT JUST POINTED OUT IT WAS THE SAME AS A FUCKING TRAIN.

AND HE STARTED THE FIGHT OVER A WANNABE FALL GUYS COPY. SO WTF

Chat I’m gonna throw fists

[A Former User]

Fuck off