yo wsp
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☕𝜗𝜚 rylie fucking made me choke on my mtn dew…
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Smoopy OH SHIT BRUH IM DRINKING MTN DEW AS WELL
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☕𝜗𝜚 rylie lmfaooo what flavor u got
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Smoopy the og flavor
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☕𝜗𝜚 rylie dang i gots meself some baja blast
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Smoopy w
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Smoopy i was REALLY MAD AT SOMEONE so i rebutted angrily ‘now i see why your girlfriend broke up with you.”
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“guten morgen, arschloss”
to a foreign exchange student. he’s german and understood it really well. in forensic science class. too bad the bastard got himself deported after the campus cops found a vape on him.
he’s probably still wondering how i learned that
edit: he was half asleep at the time
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Alucard. for those who don’t wanna translate, it’s “good morning, asshole”
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