Actually, Why do these weird ass couples pmo.
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And I’m not hating because I’m “single”, I’m hating because I actually don’t wanna deal with ts. “Babe, you’re the crusty ketchup stain on my favorite hoodie 💚.” “And you’re the last sip of room-temperature soda I forgot on my nightstand 💚.” Bro… what kind of toxic-ass poetry slam is this? Y’all flirting like two A.I. chatbots that learned romance from a drive-thru menu. And don’t even try to say I’m just mad cuz I’m single—nah, I’m mad because I don’t wanna be involved in whatever brainrottted brain damage shit y’all got. Y’all be out here sounding like a broken garbage disposal, speaking in expired food metaphors like it’s cute. Shut that shit up.
Self love.
I'm just like candy. Bitter, Sweet, and Sour. If you can't handle it, Then handle it.ㅤThe Yangyang to Her Hendery To His Xiaojun <3
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ˚₊‧꒰ა MILO/YANGYANG/RYO/YUTA ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤ"LEAVE MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU DIRTY WHORE-" - Desdemona 2025
' Don’t be racist, hate everyone equally ' -
˚₊‧꒰ა YANGYANG. ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ thats so real
those nicknames that sound like what a mother would call their 2 month old baby
‘aww i love you tinky winky <33 you’re the light of my skibidi sigma life you’re my favie pookie ever!1!111’
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beautiful princess disorder EXACTLY, like shut the fuck up, you sound fucking dumb as shit 🙏🙏
Self love.
I'm just like candy. Bitter, Sweet, and Sour. If you can't handle it, Then handle it.ㅤThe Yangyang to Her Hendery To His Xiaojun <3
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ˚₊‧꒰ა MILO/YANGYANG/RYO/YUTA ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤ"LEAVE MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU DIRTY WHORE-" - Desdemona 2025
' Don’t be racist, hate everyone equally ' -
˚₊‧꒰ა YANGYANG. ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ and whats even worse is i fucking know ppl who use those kinda tellitubby ass nicknames
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beautiful princess disorder Same, and it be pmo
Self love.
I'm just like candy. Bitter, Sweet, and Sour. If you can't handle it, Then handle it.ㅤThe Yangyang to Her Hendery To His Xiaojun <3
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ˚₊‧꒰ა MILO/YANGYANG/RYO/YUTA ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤ"LEAVE MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU DIRTY WHORE-" - Desdemona 2025
' Don’t be racist, hate everyone equally ' -
˚₊‧꒰ა YANGYANG. ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ what does pmo mean im fucking stupid
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beautiful princess disorder Pmo = Piss me off/Pissing me off
Self love.
I'm just like candy. Bitter, Sweet, and Sour. If you can't handle it, Then handle it.ㅤThe Yangyang to Her Hendery To His Xiaojun <3
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ˚₊‧꒰ა MILO/YANGYANG/RYO/YUTA ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤ"LEAVE MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU DIRTY WHORE-" - Desdemona 2025
' Don’t be racist, hate everyone equally ' -
˚₊‧꒰ა YANGYANG. ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ AND LIKE
WHEN FRIENDS DO IT AND THEY BE LIKE ‘I SWEAR I DONT HAVE A FAVORITE FRIEND’ THEN THE NEXT MINUTE THEY BE LIKE
‘SHOUTOUT TO TINKY WINKY! WE’RE LIKE BESTIES AND SO CLOSE I LOVE YOU SM <3’
‘shoutout to lala, they’re so silly’
‘shoutout to dixie, they’re sigma’
LIKE, CAN YOU SEE THE STANKY ASS FAVORITE?? I SURE CAN.
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beautiful princess disorder EXACTLY BRO 😭😭🙏🙏
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˚₊‧꒰ა YANGYANG. ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ Because they are probably 30 years behind with their brain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_5pQsDqnok
bro this slaps ngl 🔥 BRO ELON MUSK WHY DID YOU DO THAT?? YK GERMAN PEOPLE FIND THAT OFFENSIVE, AND I DOWhen someone says a joke and you type: BAHAHAHAHA, IM DYING RN, LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE GROUND, ROLFROLFROLF.
The person behind the screen:
