Actually, Why do these weird ass couples pmo.

[A Former User]

And I’m not hating because I’m “single”, I’m hating because I actually don’t wanna deal with ts. “Babe, you’re the crusty ketchup stain on my favorite hoodie 💚.” “And you’re the last sip of room-temperature soda I forgot on my nightstand 💚.” Bro… what kind of toxic-ass poetry slam is this? Y’all flirting like two A.I. chatbots that learned romance from a drive-thru menu. And don’t even try to say I’m just mad cuz I’m single—nah, I’m mad because I don’t wanna be involved in whatever brainrottted brain damage shit y’all got. Y’all be out here sounding like a broken garbage disposal, speaking in expired food metaphors like it’s cute. Shut that shit up.

[A Former User]

@yangyang_x2 thats so real

those nicknames that sound like what a mother would call their 2 month old baby

‘aww i love you tinky winky <33 you’re the light of my skibidi sigma life you’re my favie pookie ever!1!111’

[A Former User]

@beautiful-princess-disorder EXACTLY, like shut the fuck up, you sound fucking dumb as shit 🙏🙏

[A Former User]

@yangyang_x2 and whats even worse is i fucking know ppl who use those kinda tellitubby ass nicknames

[A Former User]

@beautiful-princess-disorder Same, and it be pmo

[A Former User]

@yangyang_x2 what does pmo mean im fucking stupid

[A Former User]

@beautiful-princess-disorder Pmo = Piss me off/Pissing me off

[A Former User]

@yangyang_x2 AND LIKE

WHEN FRIENDS DO IT AND THEY BE LIKE ‘I SWEAR I DONT HAVE A FAVORITE FRIEND’ THEN THE NEXT MINUTE THEY BE LIKE

‘SHOUTOUT TO TINKY WINKY! WE’RE LIKE BESTIES AND SO CLOSE I LOVE YOU SM <3’

‘shoutout to lala, they’re so silly’

‘shoutout to dixie, they’re sigma’

LIKE, CAN YOU SEE THE STANKY ASS FAVORITE?? I SURE CAN.

[A Former User]

@beautiful-princess-disorder EXACTLY BRO 😭😭🙏🙏

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@yangyang_x2 Because they are probably 30 years behind with their brain.