Teenage Boys Specifically in 9th grade

[A Former User]

@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol r i g h t . . . i’m in 8th grade but i go to 9th grade english class. . . My friend Andrew terrifys me

[Blanket Child]

@Blake I recommend holy water, air freshener, and deodorant (not for you…for him), oh and a latex shrek mask specifically from best buy.

[A Former User]

@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol Thanks

[Blanket Child]

@Blake You’re welcome

[A Former User]

@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol by any chance would Lysol work?

[Blanket Child]

@Blake yes oh also highly recommend a comically large bar of soap. 15 in 1 will work perfectly.

[A Former User]

@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol bet. Commits the I can brush my teeth all by myself, okay?" dying sound effect on my friend Andrew

[Blanket Child]

@Blake YUP BRUSH THAT BTCS TEETH. oh and check their phone regularly to make sure they ain’t gooning to femboys.

[A Former User]

@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol The fact that he’s like- the zestiest straight ever

[Blanket Child]

@Blake Then deep search that hoe JIKJHBUYHBNJK

[A Former User]

@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol LMAOOO?

[Blanket Child]

@Blake Oh and very important reminder… wack him in the head every time he does something cringe. and don’t specify why. He’ll love you very much afterward. Trust.

[A Former User]

@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol I already do that trust

[Blanket Child]

@Blake Do you do it with a 4x4 metal plank?

[A Former User]

@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol Does a 4x8 steel beam work?

[Blanket Child]

@Blake Literally perfect, you go you absolute king.

[A Former User]

@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol YUHH >:3