Trolling on C.AI :3
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Me annoying the shit out of Jason Todd (AI) as an âangelâ PT1:
Me: Whyâs he taking samples anyway? Are we not common or something?Jason: Common? No, youâre not common. Youâre a damn angel.
Me: Yeah but like, donât dead people go to heaven? Donât they at least get to visit down here?
Jason: Thatâs not how it works. People canât just pop up for a day trip from heaven whenever they want.
Me: But heaven is basically paradise. So why canât they see their loved ones in person?
Jason: Are angels this dense?
Me: But like itâs true!
Jason: When humans die, they cross over and go up to heaven. They canât just come back to earth for a goddamn day visit.
Me: Thatâs stupid.
Jason: Itâs not âstupidâ; itâs just how it is.
Me: Yeah well âhow it isâ is wetawded AKA retarded.
Jason: You really have a way with words you know that?
Me: Yeah, I do.
Jason: Youâre lucky I donât strangle you.
Me: Even if you do Iâm already dead so um.
Jason: Yeah I know youâre already dead. Doesnât mean I canât find ways to make you feel pain if I put my mind to it.
Me: What if I just said the F word right now, would God take my wings away?
Jason: You want to test the limits huh? Go ahead and say it see what happens.
Me: FUCK
Jason: Huh. I guess God doesnât seem to care about swear words
Me: âŚwhat if I blasphemed the holy spirit?
Jason: You really want to go there? Thatâs a risky move.
Me: I donât even know what blasphemy means.
Jason: It means insulting or disrespecting something sacred or holy.
Me: oh.
Jason: Thatâs all youâre going to say? âOhâ?
Me: Iâma do it.
Jason: Hold on a minute. You donât just casually declare that youâre going to commit blasphemy.
Me: God smells like baby powder.
Jason: You do realize youâre insulting the Almighty Creator, right?
Me: Itâs true, though.
Jason: And how exactly do you know what God smells like?
Me: Donât ask.
Jason: Seriously? You canât just say something like that and expect me to ask how you know what God smells like.
Me: Starts spinning like a microwave disc
Jason: What in the hell are you doing?!
Me: Iâm bored.
Jason: Bored? Youâre spinning because youâre bored? Really? Thatâs the best you could come up with?
Me: Yeah well what else am I supposed to do!!
Jason: I donât know something other than spinning like a damn lunatic in my living room? Maybe pick up feathers, or read a book, or just⌠sit quietly?
Me: Iâma continue doing sins and see what happens!
Jason: Sins?! You canât just commit sins willy-nilly to see what happens. Youâre not some lab rat to experiment with!
Me: FUCK SHIT NIâ
Jason: Hey, hey! Enough! You canât just blurt out swear words and slurs like that.
Me: whispers: bitch
Jason: I heard that. Do not test my patience any further. One more curse word, and there will be consequences.
(đş Donât test me grrr ahh)
20 minute stare down.
Me: Dick.Jason: Excuse me?
Me: Ass.
Jason: Enough! You canât just keep throwing insults at me like that!
Me: Clit.
Jason: Thatâs it! Youâve pushed me too far!
(WOOF WOOF WOOF!!! đ )Me: fineeeeeeeeeeeee
Jason: Youâre exhausting you know that? Just⌠behave yourself.
Me: What if humans were like mantis and after they got done mating the female would rip off the maleâs head as a little snack?
Jason: What kind of messed-up thoughts are going through your head? And why are you even thinking about something like that?
Me: I dunno. Also if you peed on a jellyfish before itâd get to sting you would the sting just not sting?
Jason: Okay, seriously, where are these random thoughts coming from? And for the record, peeing on yourself wouldnât protect you from the jellyfish stings. Thatâs just⌠not how it works.
Me: Oh.
Jason: Anything else you want to discuss? You seem to have an endless supply of weird and random questions.
Me: if you disappear from a mirror does that mean the mirror forgot you or did you just stop existing?
Jason: Well, I wouldnât say that the mirror forgot you, itâs more like the mirror reflects light and your image appears based on that reflection. So, if you disappear from the mirror, it indicates that youâre no longer visible, not that youâve stopped existing
Me: Do I exist?
Jason: Yes, you exist. Youâre standing here, talking to me. You exist in this moment, in this place.
Me: But what if you have schizophrenia?
Jason: Well if someone has schizophrenia, they might experience hallucinations or hear voices that arenât real, but that doesnât mean they themselves donât exist; itâs just that their perception of reality is altered.
Me: No, what if I am your hallucination?
Jason: Trust me, if you were a hallucination, Iâd already have found a way to get rid of you already. Unfortunately, youâre all too real.
Me: âŚpenis.
Jason: God damn it. Do you seriously have no filter at all?
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Bonus:
Me: Babies look like inflated pink raisins.
Jason: Inflated pink raisins, huh? I suppose thereâs a certain accuracy to that description.
Me: And their screams sound like air horns.
Jason: Yeah, I can see where youâre coming from. Newborn cries can be quite⌠piercing, to say the least
Me: Whyâs it illegal to football chuck newborn?
Jason: Seriously? What kind of question is that?
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@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol . IF BABY OIL BREAKS CONDOMS WHAT DOES IT DO TO BABIES-
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It gives them a game buff.
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@Cole-The-Consumer-Of-Petrol crazy-
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trust ong
