The only thing scary about a horror movie is

[Lee Chaolan]

black guy dies first or the blonde bimbo dies first

[A Former User]

@Alucard Blonde people always be like “ah! *falls dramatically no! wait! don’t kill me! runs and hides under bed phew gets grabbed by feet NOOOOOOOO-”

[A Former User]

@Alucard Or the blond bimbos himbo bf dies along with their little white poodle

[A Former User]

@Blake HEKP

[A Former User]

@Yangyang_x2 THEN THEY BE TRIPPING ON THE TINEST THING Trips on S I N G U L A R . CAKE CRUMB

[A Former User]

@Blake CRYING THIS IS SO REAL

[Lee Chaolan]

madea with the plot armor:

[Lee Chaolan]

final girls with plot armor:

[A Former User]

@Yangyang_x2 OR, THEY LOCK THEMSELVES IN A ROOM WITH TWO DOORS slams door “WHEW IM SAFE” *Turns around" Murderer asf: “Hey, baba grill” “OH MY FUCKING GO-”

[A Former User]

@Blake REAL

[A Former User]

@Yangyang_x2 LIKE HOWTAFUC THEY BE SO RETARDED. LIKE ZOMBIE MOVIES sloppy ass eating in corner “hey bro you good-” Turns around dramatically 'yo u smellin kinda zesty can i try some Bro runs but trips on well placed shovel, hits head and allows zombie to eat them