reasons why i love being a specific person in my cast of the play

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first, i can use my name for sillies, ‘MACK’n’cheese’ ‘MACKie’ds (macdonalds, or MACKdonalds, AHAHJAHAHSHIFAURWSHOGRJWIOISJ)’

second, my friendish-enemy is the umpire, which basically my character SERVES the umpire, so

third… THE DANCE TO THE UMPIRE’S SONG.

explaining down here
so we stand to attention, then when the singing starts me and the other racketeers + spocky point to the umpire, the umpire reaches out and we all lean back, except for the umpire of course, hes controlling our behavior, so we lean back, then we lean forward, and then kneel down, we do this 2 times before we actually go down, the umpire turns around, lifts up half the cast then pull them down, then lift the other half and put them up, we repeat that, then the umpire pick specific cast people (borg and spocky), they lift up borg, lean them back, then put them down, then spocky, same as borg, lean them back and pull them down, we repeat that a few times until the umpire pulls us in, us racketeers + spocky lock arms, basically hold eachothers arms, then we go back at the end of that bit, we repeat that whole thing, until near the end the umpire pulls us back in, lock arms, and then RIGHT at the end, we all fall to the ground, well, i FLING, or THROW myself on the ground for dramatic stuff, which is why i have like a MASSIVE bruise on my knee but yknow 👅

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@Siloxa922 said in reasons why i love being a specific person in my cast of the play:

THE DANCE TO THE UMPIRE’S SONG.

last rehearsal i did i actually got so lightheaded at the end due to the heat - I MEAN- well, it IS the heat, my suit is like so thick i look like a muscular racketeer bro

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@Siloxa922
Tis is why you have to bend over?

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Raven no it was like lemme get a pic

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Raven my name is NOT mac it is MACK!!!

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@Siloxa922

Bend over with hands covering rears

😔

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Raven ‘the umpire enters suddenly and dramatically’ man enter ME

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@Siloxa922 GASPED.

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