mideval times was fun [honest review]

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ngl. for a two hour bus ride and a half of the time carsick friend it was NOT worth the drive, it was interesting though.
food was greasy. i didnt finish it.
gift shop was overpriced but staff was awesome [i got a 27 dollar 3d printed dragon that is the size of my forearm ]

the show was awesome though. i forget if it was jousting or whatever but there were six sections ppl sat at and there were different men on horses for each section and they like jousted and it was a massive tournament it was just overdramatized obviously as it was staged but the lighting was cool

ther ewas a falcon that flew over the arena at one point

the skits were… fine. the actors moved like sims 4 characters though

my throat hurts because i was absolutelyt screaming my heart out at the actor who jousted on my team. he was so fine that i kept screaming “I LOVE YOU MARRY ME” when he passed by. he fucking looked at me. glanced at me. when he threw roses in the crowd he pointed at me like “next time i throw them you’re getting one” AND HE FUCKING DID. MY FRIEND FUCKING STOLD EI TM. SHE STOLE MY MANZS FUOERFFUCKGIN ROSE. AUGH.
HEW ADKNOWLED GED MYT EXISTANCE. HELLO>>>> BARK.BARK.BARKB.AGKEGEVAEFKK AUGHEER/lFWEDGrDJ:OgDBJ:OGRK:D
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anyways. ahem.

AND MY MANZ. HE FUCKING WON THE ENTIRE TOURNAMENT.

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actually it may have been worth the drive. my mans… 𝒶𝓇𝒶 𝒶𝓇𝒶…

[Blake]

lesbian toothpick damn… I always wanted to go to a medieval festival my mom used to work as one (like the pperson pretending a be a princess or sum shii)

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lesbian toothpick said in mideval times was fun [honest review]:

gift shop was overpriced but staff was awesome [i got a 27 dollar 3d printed dragon that is the size of my forearm ]

when me and Sebastian went to the PGL giftshop, we both got like these handful of stuff, they were all 10 pounds, all together.

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TYEN POUNDS?? JESUS CHRIST THATS A LOT OF STUFF

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i dont go to the gift shop and weigh my shit after but i dont usually get TEN POUNDS

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it has occurred to me i have made a grave mistake. i’m way too american for this shit