Easter and Christmas are two of my least favorite holidays.
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I’m not gonna decorate a tree that was found in the wild.
I’m not gonna search for eggs with candy or slime inside.
I’m not gonna unwrap my gifts and pretend to be happy.
I’m not gonna pretend that the Easter bunny is real.
I’m not gonna pretend that Santa is real.My opinion by the way, I respect people who celebrate Easter and / or Christmas.
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@lxwliet lowkey i agree with that tree shit like who agreed it was a good idea to take the solid form of fucking potential illnesses and endless tree sap and leaves in your house
also i never unwrap gifts im given a stack of money and a warning not to buy stupid shit with it (i do ) -
Blake I fear that I have agreed with your positive statement and thoughts.
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@lxwliet ITS LWK WORSE WHEN YOU TAKE IT INSIDE WHEN ITS STILL WARMISH LIKE HELLO BUGS…
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Blake I totally agree. That is highly disgusting and unusual.
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@lxwliet tbh my mom buys plastic Christmas trees- (i lwk applaud her bc no way in hell im partaking in chopping down a tree (potentially getting hit with said falling tree) and taking the bitch inside
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Blake If I liked Christmas, I would put up a plastic and fake tree as well. It is highly unlikely that if you take an actual tree inside, You will catch something very unusual and unpleasant.
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@lxwliet RIGHT- I caught enough shit during the covid pandemic
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Blake Exactly. Why would you think that I would want to catch more things?
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@lxwliet also like- thats diabolical bc trees were taken in the house way back when ppl were more prone to getting ill (they were being 360 noscoped by fucking trees)
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Blake Right. It’s disgusting how people can do that things without thinking twice like “ Is this safe? “ No, Brenda. It’s not.
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@lxwliet RIGHT. Is it sanitary? No. Bird shit, wolf shit, insect shit every kind of shit.
Will it be hell to clean later? YES. -
Blake Exactly.
