OMG (funny shit dad says)

[Ŵølƒy_Hellhøund_Likes_Pizza]

asked my dad if hed love me if i was a worm he said no
i said what about a snake he said no
then i asked what about a bird
he said he hates birds XD
so i said what about a tarantula he said hell no XD

[A Former User]

“Hey dad, would you love me if i was hum-“ “NO,”

[Ŵølƒy_Hellhøund_Likes_Pizza]

lmfao

[A Former User]

Me at 4:20AM to my insomniating father: Hey dad! Guess what time it is!
“What fucking time is it, dumbass?”
“Weed o’clock!”

[Ŵølƒy_Hellhøund_Likes_Pizza]

@sen-the-shitass LMAO