reasons why nobody messes with me irl

[kalamity]

@O5-1-The-Founder i like your idea of killing them, but its just boring to just keep shooting more, besides they dont taste good, id rather rip apart those who are filled with fear, becuase i believe the more fear they have the more tender they are

[JDP_Random]

Me personally if someone threatens me, im’a tell them some android facts

[kalamity]

JDP Random like- the phone or the robot?

[JDP_Random]

phone

[kalamity]

JDP Random im interested cuz i kinda forgot some things androids can do

[JDP_Random]

@KadeTheDrinker They are only… the best phone in the world!

[kalamity]

JDP Random well they are MUCH more durable then most iphones, and at least android dont bother both 600 dollar accessories and phone cases for their phone,

[JDP_Random]

@KadeTheDrinker Yea! Now that’s what im talking about right there, androids also have waay better quality (Cap) ok well not the best, BUT who needs quality for calling someone, If you don’t got quality Games on yo phone, those kids with them cheeto dust fingers will leave you alone!

[kalamity]

JDP Random thats true

[Harley]

@yourlocalkitkat you wont hurt your friend right :0

[kalamity]

@KadeTheDrinker and its much more cheaper for andriod then iphone for mobile data, like 2 dollars a month is way cheaper then i had to pay for my iphone

[kalamity]

@Bartender-Harley i would kidnap you and brutally torture you if you were to harm kitkat.

[JDP_Random]

And Always, like I always say “If you don’t got No Games on yo phone, Them kids will leave you alone!”

[kalamity]

@Bartender-Harley but if you dont harm kitkat im putting my wing over you metaphorically

[cyber]

@KadeTheDrinker clearly someone who eats salt n vinegar chips

[kalamity]

@O5-1-The-Founder i prefer carolina reaper and ghost pepper chips tbh

[A Former User]

@yourlocalkitkat what if the person that messes with you has a gun?

[A Former User]

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