Goofy ahh Canadian laws

[Alastor]

@EvelynIsNotHereFuckers CANADA
It is against the law to make burgers out of polar bears.
CANADA
By law your parents or grandparents must have come from France, Scotland or Ireland.

[A Former User]

@Dominic NOT THE POLAR BEARS lmao

[Alastor]

@simmp-for-kit LMFAO

[Top Tier JJK Enjoyer]

Illegal to flip a coin to decide who pays for coffee in Richmond.
Illegal to wash a mule on the sidewalk in Culpeper.
Illegal to spit on a seagull in Norfolk.
Illegal for a woman to be out at night in Norfolk unless she is wearing a corset and is accompanied by a male chaperon.
Legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps in Stafford County as long as he does it before 8 p.m.

[A Former User]

@Leader-Of-Femboys the last one💀

[Top Tier JJK Enjoyer]

Use profane, indecent, or threatening language on the phone. This includes the language you use in your text messages.
Tickle a woman. Men, however, may be tickled.
Hunt any animal other than a raccoon on a Sunday. If you are going to hunt a raccoon on a Sunday, however, you must do so by 2 a.m.
Have sex with the lights on.
Have sex outside of marriage. This is punishable as a Class 4 misdemeanor.

[A Former User]

@Leader-Of-Femboys said in Goofy ahh Canadian laws:

Illegal to spit on a seagull in Norfolk.

I used to fucking live there wtf

[A Former User]

@Leader-Of-Femboys said in Goofy ahh Canadian laws:

Illegal for a woman to be out at night in Norfolk unless she is wearing a corset and is accompanied by a male chaperon.

I AM LITERALLY IN NORFOLK RN.

[Top Tier JJK Enjoyer]

@Calistaa welp, find one.

[A Former User]

@Leader-Of-Femboys Well now I’m gonna find a woman without a corset and man