yo so during lunch
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the school nurse hit her hip on the water fountain and fell. the amount of cruel jokes i was making would be enough to fill a 90 minute comedy special for netflix. here’s some examples. also i’ll replace the names of any kids in my class with fake names
she fell faster than the twin towers
she got stream sniped
she was playing human jenga
she’s cosplaying as juice wrld
she dropped the soap
her dualshock controller disconected
she lost her minecraft hardcore world
she lost he battle royale
she got banned from the mobility discord server
she lost minecraft pvp
she fell like a bowling pin
she tripped off of jack (the shortest kid in out class who’s actually about 4 feet.)
she went out for halloween as jfk
she turned into humpty dumpty
she failed a grind in tony hawk pro skater
she got hit by a blue shell
she had a run in with mike tyson
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Flip Ditcher If this happened at my school yk i would have to leave the room bc i would’ve died of laughter
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Flip Ditcher
“she fell faster than the twin towers”
“she dropped the soap”
“she fell like a bowling pin”
“she tripped off of jack”
“she turned into humpty dumpty” -
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I like how people can joke about a terrorist attack but when I joke about Hitler I immediately get my post deleted
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Anyways damn those were some top notch roasts
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tripod bro looks like he was born with harlequin ichthyosis and got hit by a car when he was five
