I busted my fucking knee, got attacked by my dog (not overreacting) and the world just beat me up.

[A Former User]

@Knoxzee yeahhhh I’ll just deal with the infection. I’ve dealt with hundreds of infections all over my body in one shot, I can deal with this.

[JDP_Random]

an infection can make your leg have to be cut off tho, you know you gotta get to the hospital when the wound changes black

[A Former User]

@HEXER :(

[JDP_Random]

also that’s a stage 3 bruise, so you gotta use the ice on your leg mechanism if you wan’t it gone faster

[A Former User]

JDP Random yeahhhh… I’m a masochist, but not THAT much to put alcohol on my knee scrape, so… I’ll take my chances with the hospital.

[MGC]

“im in so much fucking pain rn its unbelievable”

clearly the first thing people do when they feel unbearable pain is taking a photo of their bruise and whining about it on some random forum

[JDP_Random]

@MGC that’s cuz they need help finding ways to help it get better

[A Former User]

[MGC]

JDP Random obviously asking a bunch of retarded 15 yos is better than just googling it right?

[JDP_Random]

@MGC are you calling us special ed kids

[A Former User]

It totally works, that’s how they cured my disease called “normal mental health”

[A Former User]

JDP Random i mean… I am-

[JDP_Random]

@HEXER how did you even fall down the stairs?

[A Former User]

JDP Random …i tripped on my shoe…

[A Former User]

@HEXER BUT TO BE FAIR- my shoes are really fucking wonky considering they’re heeled boots… so.

[A Former User]

@HEXER but yes I am a bit of a retard

[JDP_Random]

from a scale of 0-10 how bad is it

[A Former User]

JDP Random 5

[JDP_Random]

so all you basically need to do is not think about it and your good, now looks like my work here as randomly becoming a doctor is done!

[A Former User]

JDP Random lmfao thanks for curing me doc