dark humor jokes that i wrote down during science class
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What do Princess Diana and Freddie Mercury have in common? They both died in a tunnel without protection.
If you are what you eat, why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What do you call a group of emo superheroes? Suicide Squad?
What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and cops have in common? They beat the shit out of the browns.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common. They hang from trees.
What’s the difference between a Black person and a Jewish person? One’s already born burnt.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates. Only difference is one lasts longer than the other.
What’s the difference between Princess Diana and a fly? The sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Poor high-schoolers. They wanted books but got magazines.
What’s the difference between a driveway and a dead baby? People don’t scream when I pull out of a dead baby.
Vegetables are like anal sex. If you’re forced to have it as a kid, you won’t like it as an adult.
What’s the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid? One won’t even go near the oven.
I got suspended for asking the emo kid if she was jealous that her phone died.
What do you call a bee that can’t fly right? “Ko-bee”.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two and now it’s a sensitive subject.
And finally, the worst for last. . .
What do Nike and the KKK have in common? They both make Black people run faster.Imma probably gonna get banned for that last one ngl.
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Flip Ditcher said in dark humor jokes that i wrote down during science class:
Vegetables are like anal sex. If you’re forced to have it as a kid, you won’t like it as an adult.
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@Leader-Of-Femboys im speaking from experience
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Flip Ditcher dude the last one 0-0
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@ᏒᏬᏝᏋᎥᎶᏂ worried imma get banned for that one
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Flip Ditcher lets hope not
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Flip Ditcher i won’t ban you. i love these… XD
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Flip Ditcher These are so dark, I had to open up my curtains to let the sun in.
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What do Nike and the KKK have in common? They both make Black people run faster.
LMAO
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I’ve heard the hanging one haha, idk if this one is on there but…
I be having a secret business selling ropes to trans kids -
Flip Ditcher said in dark humor jokes that i wrote down during science class:
What’s the difference between a Black person and a Jewish person? One’s already born burnt.
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