the worst news for the cat empire

[Sandwiched Catmonger]

the humans are making us go to the scratching tower
everyone better not fight for the top

[A Former User]

Let me call our Lion and Tiger brothers to massacre the humans to extinction

[A Former User]

Our painbreaders won’t interfere

[Sandwiched Catmonger]

@JePhil we cant, how will our human slaves get us the exotic cat food and water we need

[A Former User]

Oh you’re right, Let’s keep the nice ones alive then

[Sandwiched Catmonger]

@JePhil yay

[A Former User]

the pain bread army is true to our word

[A Former User]

@JePhil Am I nice

[A Former User]

yes

[Sandwiched Catmonger]

@Pԋσҽɳιx yes, now give us food

[A Former User]

@Catmonger I-I’m severely allergic to cats

[A Former User]

Can I just mail you some cat food-

[A Former User]

By any means possible

[Te_amo_Angiee]

damn