RIZZ OFF!!!!!!!

[A Former User]

JDP Random

[JDP_Random]

Yaboralski

[A Former User]

one min

[A Former User]

ok im back i had to clean something

[JDP_Random]

Yaboralski k

[A Former User]

k so 18+ pickup lines are acceptable

[JDP_Random]

Yaboralski ok

[A Former User]

you go first

[JDP_Random]

roses are red flowers are diverse ill slap you in the head you with a purse

[A Former User]

Ok nice little rhyme but are you a toaster?

[A Former User]

Because I am looking for something to take a bath with tonight.

[JDP_Random]

nice but your dead, that was pretty sped

[A Former User]

I’m so jealous of your heart right now.

[A Former User]

because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.

[Bandit]

Yaboralski

[JDP_Random]

[A Former User]

I don’t care if you’re vegan. I got the only meat you’ll ever need.

[JDP_Random]

[A Former User]

If you were a room in my house I’d make you the basement. So I could put kids inside you.

[A Former User]

When I was a kid I used to have to chase butterflies. Now you’re over here bringing them right to me.