RIZZ OFF!!!!!!!
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@Leader-Of-Femboys
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away -
Yaboralski are you a grenade, because if I pull the ring then everything goes away.
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@Leader-Of-Femboys
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart -
Are you an exam? Because I’ve been studying you like crazyyyy
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@shaggy2dopelmao
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications. -
@shaggy2dopelmao are you a mirror, cuz I wanna look you up and down all day long
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@Leader-Of-Femboys imma complain to spotify because how tf are you not this weeks hottest single?
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@shaggy2dopelmao
Would you touch my hand so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel? -
Yaboralski lets go back to my room and do some math, add a bed, subtract my clothes, divide my legs and multiply
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@shaggy2dopelmao Roses are red. Violets are blue. It would be a shame if I couldn’t date you.
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@Leader-Of-Femboys
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? -
Yaboralski do you have a privacy policy? cause i’d love to see your fine print
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@shaggy2dopelmao
Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout! -
Yaboralski are you a left-handed layup? because i always miss you (basketball rizz)
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Yaboralski are you french? because eiffel for you
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@shaggy2dopelmao
Your lips look lonely. Wanna introduce them to mine? -
Yaboralski if i flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?
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@shaggy2dopelmao AHh the original one didn’t I tell you that one?
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Yaboralski no??
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@shaggy2dopelmao
If Disney is the happiest place on Earth, in your arms is no doubt the happiest place in the universe.