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I feel bad for finding this fun xD
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@Vanescool12 ehh 5/10 idk anything about sports
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Do you fish? Cause you have me hooked.
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@CelestialStarr eh it’s aight I guess
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Neincraft 8/10 i might chat wit u if you came up to me and said that
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Just to be clear, I’m a felon… cause I felon love with you.
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Neincraft 4/10
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Want to have sex during Daylight Savings, so it lasts for an hour and thirty seconds?
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Neincraft 2/10 i would call 911 if i didnt know you
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@Vanescool12 Yeaah, the soccer ball isn’t the only ball I’d kick. And I don’t care if it’s foul play either lol
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I am seriously crushing on you and I need you to know this. I am ready to let you know that I am crazy about you, and whatever you say does not matter right now. All that is important is that I like you and I want you to know that.
With you, I discovered true love. I now enjoy the goodness of life that I never knew. The beauty of your love has impacted my life like the sea washes the shores.
I will live the rest of my life thanking God for these attributes he has blessed you with.
If only you will love me today, I’m sure it will last forever. We will have a future as bright as the sun and as tender as a flower. I love you, my sweetheart.
I always picture what it would feel like spending each and every day of the rest of my life with the most beautiful and amazing person in the universe – you. The ecstasy of falling in love with you is unexplainable just as much as my life without you is unimaginable. I love you!
Can I be honest with you? In so many ways, I can attest to how you have changed my life. I am so proud of myself and your utmost patience with me. You have not only supported me during the hard situations but also picked me from my lowest points. I could say for a fact that we exist because of what we have.
I must be the luckiest man in the world to have such a special person for their love. When I am next to you, I am always pinching myself to confirm that what I am seeing is real. You are everything that I ever needed in this life and I cannot imagine life without you. I love you, darling.
There were days when you carried me through the rough patches with your calm strength and never say die attitude. I am so lucky to have someone like you in my life through thick and thin. Thank you for being you.
Your beauty and your grace pull me to you, but it is that resilience in your soul that bewitches me. I have never seen a woman who has faced the storms in her life with such tenacity and always has a kind smile for everyone. I love you more every day.
My love for you is unconditional. I will give my all to you, and I expect nothing from you in return. Take it all because you deserve my love, heart, and care. I love you so much, and that’s the only thing I can do well. Kisses.
You have a gift, a gift for a language that nobody but you understands. It’s as if you’re a translator, someone who knows the silent language of my heart’s longing. You know and understand what I need in a way nobody else can.
I can create another odyssey describing my love for you. You have such a profound influence in my life that I cannot erase the memories of you even if I live for a million years. I am lucky to be part of your life. I will love you till my last breath!
Watching you walk across a room is the greatest gift. The way you move is so graceful and easy. The way you smile makes me feel at peace. Knowing you’re walking towards me is a feeling so hard to describe. -
@1zzylmao how the hell
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@1zzylmao 10/10 true rizzler
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@1zzylmao the only place id wake to is the bar
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Thats why my name is rizzy
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@CelestialStarr I owe you a drink
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but i can do better
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People want to get picked up, but what they really need to pick up is a book.
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@1zzylmao my lips suddenly went numb can u help me?
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@CelestialStarr A swift slap would get the feeling back in no time.
