try and roast me

[Alastor]

yourlocalkitkat you’re about as useful as a white crayon
(these arent meant to be mean)
I don’t exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had the water, I’d drink it
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you
sorry sis

[yourlocalkitkat]

@Dominic its fine those were ebic

[Alastor]

yourlocalkitkat I has no filter

[A Former User]

you’ve made like 245734925724 posts of “try and roast me” isnt a roast enough for ya

[yourlocalkitkat]

@That-Machine no i havent

[A Former User]

yourlocalkitkat

[yourlocalkitkat]

@That-Machine thats 2 times can u count

[A Former User]

yourlocalkitkat You’re the reason the world “ugly” was invented
Sometimes, i’m glad we don’t go by the same last name
You’re so ugly, you make me think a blobfish is pretty
You haven’t changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
You do realize we’re just tolerating you, right?
You are even more useless than the ‘ueue’ in queue.
Somewhere out there a tree is producing oxygen for you. What a shame.
I was today years old when I realized I didn’t like you.
If I had a dollar every time you shut up, I would give it back as a thank you.

Now after reading this, I hope you have a good day… away from me <3

[yourlocalkitkat]

@Creati_132 BISH WAS THIS PERSONAL?

[A Former User]

yourlocalkitkat YES, YES IT WAS XD

[yourlocalkitkat]

@Creati_132 WHYYYYYYYYYY XD

[A Former User]

yourlocalkitkat IDKKKKK

[yourlocalkitkat]

@Creati_132 x-x

[A Former User]

I would roast you, but kitkats are so fragile they melt under heat.