Random facts about me, my life, and/or my family

[A Former User]

1. I know a lady named Stephanie who used to have a lesbian crush on my mom.
2. My mom used to be gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
3. I could’ve had a different father. (High possibility)
4. My dad has been to jail 27 times.

[rei]

@513 damn yo dad wild

[A Former User]

@513 Wow, that’s crazy how many times your dad’s been to jail. It’s almost annoying to me lol

[A Former User]

@513 your dad commited 27 war crimes!?!!1!1?!!?1 /j

[A Former User]

MY UNCLE USED TO BE KNOWN AS THE POTATO SMASHER IN MIDDLE SCHOOL