hopefully no one gets offended over these jokes-

[A Former User]

what is yellow and cant swim?

a bus full of children.

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whats the difference between me and cancer?

my dad didnt beat cancer.

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what do you call a cheap circumcision?

a rip off.

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i was watching my daughter at the park and a woman turned to me and asked “which one’s yours?” for fun i said “im still choosing.”

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my elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings saying “you’ll be next” they soon stopped tho once i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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what do 15 year old boys and washing mechanics have in common?

they both like keeping one sock to themselves.

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my grandfather says im too reliant on technology. i called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

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id like to have kids one day… i dont think i could stand them any longer than that.

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why are friends a lot like snow?

when you pee on them they disappear.

[JDP_Random]

Im a alive in the light, turn off the light im casper

[A Former User]

JDP_Random -

[JDP_Random]

@xay-is-hot-duh oh so you want proof

[JDP_Random]

oops i just realized i offended myself, bruh

[Ayari]

JDP_Random isnt that all black people tho…?

[Ayari]

@xay-is-hot-duh reading all this made my head do 6 flips bruh

[A Former User]

@xay-is-hot-duh said in hopefully no one gets offended over these jokes-:

my dad didnt beat cancer

Thats true?! OMG I FEEL SO BAD OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG